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I see what our real rivals did…the only time you will the Dodgers Pennant hanging in last place. #OpeningNight

@JonHeyman Better than that window seat row 30ish you had on your layover from Milwaukee to LA last week…👀

As usual I’m the only one in the exit row to review the passenger safety card. I don’t see any of these people helping in the event of an emergency.

Tonight’s bow tie for Dodgers at Yankees on FOX at 7:30e/4:30p: Sandy Hook Promise (protecting children from gun violence). June is #GunViolenceAwarenessMonth. More: sandyhookpromise.org @sandyhook

@Dodgers It’s absolutely hilarious that the A’s got a reference in this announcement but there’s zero mention of the word “Angels” 🤣

The Los Angeles Dodgers have signed two-time American League Most Valuable Player Shohei Ohtani to a 10-year contract.

The Bellagio opened 25 years ago, on the former site of the Dunes. At the time, it was the most expensive hotel ever built, costing about $1.6 billion. The man-made lake was originally going to be much deeper because Steve Wynn wanted guests to be able to water ski and windsurf. It was the first Las Vegas resort to focus on high-end luxury and elegance, and is credited with transforming the Strip into what it is today.

@JimHarvey1956 @agmarys @TB1Kinobe @fasc1nate There’s literally more Republicans in the top 10 than Democrats…how is that biased? 🤦‍♂️

@agmarys @TB1Kinobe @fasc1nate Oh!! There's an unbiased group....

C-SPAN’s Presidential Historians survey rates the top 10 US presidents as the following: 1.) Abraham Lincoln 2.) George Washington 3.) FDR 4.) Teddy Roosevelt 5.) Dwight D. Eisenhower 6.) Harry S. Truman 7.) Thomas Jefferson 8.) JFK 9.) Ronald Reagan 10.) Barack Obama Do you agree? How would your list differentiate?

@SeanRossSapp Since CM Punk has been back I don’t think he has once said the words “Elite” let alone AEW in his promos. 1st it was removing the cover of the microphone and this latest instance he’s sprayed out the “E” on his “Worlds Championship”…I might be reading more into it but I love it

CM Punk pulls out the AEW World Champion. He says nobody has beaten him for it. He draws an X on it and says it's his symbol, and won't be stolen, unlike his catchphrase

@AltcoinDailyio Is this guy Mr “My Pillow”?

Sell me this #NFT 😅 (circa 1998)

@beansogner @ArodsCrypn @sudocrushms @JonHelmkamp @phenhamm @umpjob Let’s try and see things from the ump pov…oh wait. 👀🤦‍♂️

Welcome to the 2023 ump show

@IceDevilCA @jgaugust @Mazeaveli It would be hilarious if the same thing happens to you guys this year…I hope you were at Petco for tonight NLDS Championship banner presentation…👀

@jgaugust @Mazeaveli Congrats on your historic 2022-2023 season. It was very special.

Proposal gone wrong at Dodger Stadium 💀

@Mazeaveli @DodgersNation I hope they find that ring before the lawnmower does.

@DodgersNation Better angle 🥴

Rate that hit

@SeanRossSapp Reigns both nights but let’s get to a place where we can see Roman vs his cousin not named the Rock, Jey Uso the night after losing to Cody…🤯

What should be the WrestleMania main event?

@DodgersNation The mesh doesn’t bother me, it’s the orange that does…so I won’t be buying it. I don’t do anything orange!!!

Thoughts on this year's spring training hats? The mesh is BACK. Fitted = $45.99 🤯

Mitch Garver $3.9M with Texas

@brussell1937 @BrennanWard9707 @BauerOutage latimes.com/sports/dodgers…

@BrennanWard9707 @BauerOutage Do you think that if she had lied, this jerk would not already have sued her? He ain’t suing because he did the crap he’s accused of.

This was taken hours after I supposedly brutally assaulted this woman, when she claims she was terrified and desperate to get out of my house and in tremendous pain.

@BelleInACell I’d hope I wouldn’t get lost on the way to the food court in the maze that is IKEA…

@BNightengale The Padres are the Miami Marlins of the West Coast. All their moves eventually lead to them selling and rebuilding because they can never hold it together long term.

The San Diego #Padres, who are 8-11 since the trade deadline, are losing 6-0 to the Cleveland #Guardians in the fourth inning.

@Buster_ESPN Just out of curiosity what does this mean for if he wanted to compete in the WBC next year?

Fernando Tatis Jr. is ineligible for the postseason this year's year, of course; he would be eligible for the postseason in 2023.

@DodgersNation $1000 for Game 4 2017 WS in Houston…thankfully that was offset when I found two tickets for game 7 blowing in the wind at the top of the park. 🤯

What is the most money you've ever spent on a Dodgers ticket?

@OTLF2022 @DodgersNation I think everybody forgets that Darvish was the number 1 pitcher available at the 2017 trade deadline…nobody knew verlander would be put on waivers, claimed and be traded by the tigers the following month.

@DodgersNation 2017 World Series, definitely. That should have been ours. Alongside this, what if we dealt for Verlander instead of Darvish? How would our pitching look? Maybe the 2019 postseason as well. What if we don't blow it against the Nats in embarrassing fashion? Do we get revenge?

Who are the top "what could have beens" in Dodgers history?