Borden Grote

@artwithinpod What was the iphone crop sketch? I can’t remember this one

highlights for me from tonight: - Conan x Weapons intro sketch - Conan roasting Ted Sarandos - Conan torturing Grogu by forcing him to clap - Conan Casablanca sketch - Conan iPhone crop sketch - Conan One Battle After Another outro sketch what can I say? the guy's got it!!

@z3xedd @filmfae Christopher Nolan?

i’m never wrong just early

@ByMikeBaker Probably still at the scene of the crime hours later

A university spokesman says the Charlie Kirk shooter fired from the Losee Center, several hundred feet away. So far, a suspect remains at large. Police officers are going building to building on campus.

⚡️We’re giving away a pair of tickets to see @Phantogram w/ Open @Mike_Eagle on Wednesday, February 26th at @sfmasonic!! Follow us & Retweet for a chance to win.

lol genuinely wondered who this old drummer of Devo that they brought back for tonight was

(Picking a list of the lowest priced tickets) Wow these prices are indefensible!

imagine adding these featured players

it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.

Very funny and not hack at all to see like 3 comedy tours and 4 concert tours all called The Errors Tour happening during the same time.

Happy 40th Birthday @dboz 2124 we appreciate your support ! Keep Punching! #rocky #rockybalboa #rambo #johnrambo #sylvesterstallone #happybirthday

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This guy just got pardoned

@PavlovicNBCS honestly more sad than I should be at the lack of Hello Kitty night

The Giants announced their full promotional schedule, which includes a Barry Bonds bobblehead, Steph Curry bobblehead and Jung Hoo Lee hooded jersey:

Wait did we get one of those fucked up Kevin Spacey videos at the end of the year?

Review may be an adaptation of an Australian show but it's Andy Daly who brought the pathological curiosity that destroys his character's life, it's what makes it into real art, real TV

Been a while since I audibly gasped at a tweet

remembering the funniest thing that’s happened this decade

lorde and david byrne talking about grapefruit

Lol