Daniel

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

Damn near gotta molest me

Hate drinking and then coming back home to nothing

@jaanshii @instagram I must be a celebrity to whoever hacked it bec why would you put in that much effort

@dbprivxte @instagram they didn’t get your humour

@instagram has disabled all my accounts - the public one I’ve had for 15 years, my private with 30 followers, another one with 0 followers & my business account Any resolution?

The Ghost of Budapest 😂

Legacy.

🩵

Former #ManCity staff member on the 2018 Premier League title win: “Even though Pep wanted all these records we’d still go out. He’d be like ‘Right, Sunday, we’ve got a game but Monday, Tuesday we’ll go out’. It was every week. By the time we got to the actual parade my missus was like: ‘You can’t go out again, it’s getting beyond a joke! You’re out all the time.’ I’m like: ‘But Pep’s asking me to’. "Anyway, we’re in the canteen having a few beers before we got on the parade bus and Pep says ‘Are you out tonight?’ I say: ‘I can’t. I think I’ll be left homeless if I go.’ So Pep goes: ‘Well, stay at my apartment if you want.’ 'I can’t Pep, it’s my missus.’ ‘You want me to ring her? Come on, ring your missus.’ "Everyone was around us. My missus answered. ‘Hello, this is Pep.’ She says: ‘Who?’ ‘It’s Pep Guardiola.’ She’s gone: ‘All right, yeah, go on?’ ‘Listen, I know we’ve been out a lot recently but we’ve just won the Premier League. I’ll have him home by 2AM.’ My missus just replies, ‘One’ and hits the red button. Everyone’s there howling..." The real Pep Guardiola: Untold stories from a decade with City’s Pied Piper. Read @TelegraphDucker's full report on @TeleFootball. ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

a heartbroken city team that wants to play well for pep one last time vs 11 drunk bastards in villa shirts this might be cinema

Made me so so so happy

Tuchel is calling up players that already have vacations planned over the World Cup period 😭

Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler. Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.

“ ‘87 Djed Spence replaces an injured Reece James. ENG 1 - CRO 3”

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

Realizing I’m not 19 years old anymore (I’m pushing 30)

Tuchel returning to Germany in July after finishing his “England assignment”

Dear Pep, I write this with tears rolling down my face, I do not know where to start. It was last year, when you restaurant shut down, that I began to panic. That I begin to think, why would such a fantastic, delicious restaurant close down for no reason? The place I celebrate your birthday every year, just gone. And now, it is in confirmed. You are about to leave the greatest dynasty in football history. You are arguably one of the most influential humans to ever grace this planet. Not just from football, from every human to grace this planet. I would put you Top 5. Football is one of the most popular consumed forms of media. Of entertainment. The amount of people that rely on football as an escape, as a cure for their depression, as a job. You have inspired everything in the modern era of the sport. Everyone's favourite players, teams, have been influenced by you, moulded by you, shaped by you. And that is why, how people can escape. By consuming what YOU have created. You have inspired everyone in the modern generation. You have improved the mental health. You have gave people something to bond over, form friendships. You have gave millions, billions of people the best memories of their lives. Martin Luther King, Albert Einstein, Mahtma Gandhi, Pep Guardiola, etc. And if this was the end of your club career, what a fucking journey it was. What a fucking journey. I will be at the Aston Villa game. @PepTeam, it would mean the world to me if I could meet you one last time, before you leave. Just to give you a little gift, and tell you how much you mean. Legend. Love, InvertTheWing.

Pep please don’t leave

Woke up to a broken heart