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if midnights is bad i postponed my suicide for nothing

jack antonoff i have an apology for you friend

If I send you this it means you can't stop my happiness cause I like the way I am and you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas Ham.

skin pickers unite

getting news about our rights being taken away from pop crave

can’t wait to follow her around UCLA playing fart noises

you gotta imagine how you’d feel in later adulthood coming home and there’s a man in your house. and he’s there like every day.

classic first person shooter Among Us

@dirty__dan_____ i feel targeted babes…

that one oomf who’s a sw*ftie but also lowkey chill asff so u keep them around

it’s that special time of year again — happy anniversary to perhaps the only intentionally funny tweet ever posted by an elected republican.

@Snow_Blacck pjEEnk

Can anybody SPELL the sound this makes?? 😭😭

Got my period after days of such mental anguish I thought I might actually have to admit myself to a mental hospital

so seated.

I don’t think people are really understanding this cover.

@ali_sivi @taylorswift13

heyyy mama let's do a well-timed AI lawsuit

@MyBrainDrip @jeffzwang girl, shut up!

@jeffzwang Honestly, I think you got into Harvard despite your (lack of) writing talent rather than because of it. No offense, but I've seen better. Far better. I hope your major is not creative writing. 😂

I got into Harvard + almost every college I applied to w/ an essay about studying at McDonalds. Had multiple admissions officers write me handwritten letters complimenting me on it To any frantic high school senior, the best advice I got was - keep in mind that the admissions officer is some dude lying on a couch reading your essay at 10pm. Make sure that this person is entertained and thinks that you're an authentic human being. Godspeed🫡

Nosotros ijbolamos

British Chappell Roan be like “good luck babes Xx”