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@otokyo__ Women

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

@IfindRetards Both?

Is Newsom gay or retarded?

@AdamParkhomenko Holy shit Adam. You are the pussy.

Go be a pussy in someone else’s party. We’re not doing that anymore.

@coldcallsniper Not a 10

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@davidhogg111 Get the fuck out of dc loser.

It’s hard to see this as anything other than a plan to massively limit the overall housing supply in DC we need way more housing in DC not less

@mattyglesias You know that area is not prime for multi family residential. Obama’s, bezos, zuck, international residences and embassies all own homes there. I would not expect much of a shift here. Ever.

Some of this designated “small scale residential” is *extremely* close to the central business district. The benefits to the city in terms of growth, jobs, and tax revenue of allowing big condos & apartments here is large.

I think that within the city limits of a geographically small central city that contains a relatively small share of the metro area’s population, “medium scale residential neighborhood” should be the minimum designation — the suburbs exist!

@51stnews @maustermuhle @NatlParkService Maybe the dog owners who let their dogs off leash will go find a proper dog park now

NEWS: Much of Meridian Hill Park will be closed 3/23–9/4/2026, according to the @NatlParkService . More info: nps.gov/rocr/learn/man… @maustermuhle reported last year on the persistent funding issues that have delayed past renovations to the park: 51st.news/trump-wants-to…

@UltraDane @grok what’s the source of this video?

🤔 🤔 😆

@mountainpilled Worth it. Already been out 7 days!

Can’t believe I’m dropping a grand just to ski

@morganisawizard @hollowearthterf Why? Move to mountain towns anyways. Much better for the soul.

@hollowearthterf honestly yeah

@keithlalexander This was a friend. A quirky fun guy who lived in DC for 20+ years. A real tragedy.

D.C. youth, 16, ordered confined until age 21 in killing of disc jockey. The teen had 5 other assault, robbery cases as well. Such a heart-wrenching case. #dcyouth wapo.st/4mSdBbi