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@OwlsChalmette YouTube?

@dcat504 We’re on the NFHS network as it’s a Salmen home game

South Slidell here we come! It’s all or nothing in week 10!

@OwlsChalmette He isn’t lying, it was pretty bad to watch.

From a Lafayette Christian fan who was watching our stream of the Lakeshore game last night… we’ve had better streams recently from VSN, CC Sports, and our quarterfinal at Neville (the best stream in the state), that our PEN team could replicate.

To celebrate Paul Skenes’ first Opening Day start, REPOST THIS to win this baseball signed by #30.

@CFBONFOX @LSUfootball @GeorgiaFootball @Lane_Kiffin where’s Ole Miss??

✨ @LSUfootball and @GeorgiaFootball will be featured in this years' Super Bowl no matter the results this weekend- making them the only teams to have had a player in every Super Bowl for 23 consecutive years 👏 How long will they keep this streak going?

@OwlsChalmette Do you have the baseball schedule handy?

THIS WEEK Our boys basketball hosts Willow Tuesday, Phoenix Wednesday, and West Jefferson Friday in their district opener Our girls basketball hosts Phoenix Wednesday and John Ehret Thursday Our boys soccer hosts Destrehan Monday and Bonnabel Thursday in district games

@tyschmit Comes crashing down next week!

@AYSSPORTS JD5 would have about 200 yds rushing, 300 yds passing right about now…

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Happy holidays Niners fam! RT for a chance to win an autographed jersey from me #ProBowlVote Deebo Samuel

@AmiriKing Take your purse off next time, tough guy

This new generation is a planet out of orbit.

@TheoVon 9*

Saints wtf. Do better. 6 pts?!?

@StoolMintzy @TBob53 @MattMoscona

Whiskey & Wine POSTGAME SHOW: LSU 49, Ole Miss 55 Seems like a great time to listen to @TBob53 & @MattMoscona postgame thoughts a day later (WARNING HEAVY PROFANITY 😂) youtube.com/live/6QBllgRrf… v

Why did burns just run to the quarterback and didn’t do nothing else??

@AYSSPORTS Can he throw the ball over 40 yards? Serious question

OMFG BRIAN THOMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BALL UNDERTHROWN DIDN'T MATTER! THAT'S TWO FOR BRIAN THOMAS JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

@historyinmemes @nickmaraldo @ToneDigz @BostonConnr

How to defend yourself against kangaroo.

Which character is this?

@AYSSPORTS Gorilla back is back!

GAVIN DUGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A HR PARTY BABY! DUGAS IS BACK

@3YearLetterman Coach, heading to pigeon forge next week for the Ripken experience, any recommendations on where to go? Besides beef o Brady’s of course.

This is a truly momentous event. Over this summer I will be tweeting out my book, Not Some Random Clown, which details how I became a youth football coaching legend and won my first title. 34 glorious chapters. Chapter 1 drops tomorrow. But first, here is the Introduction: The People in My Life In this book, you will encounter many different people from my hometown in Northeast Georgia. To help you keep them all straight, here’s a list of everyone you will encounter: Dale Chosewood: My best friend and the defensive coordinator for my youth football team. Works at Sonic. Lives with his girlfriend Brandy and her middle school son Randy. Writes and reads at a third-grade level. Drives a burgundy Chrysler LeBaron with no license plate. Leon Sutton: High school teammate of mine who works at Arby’s. An assistant offensive coach for my youth football team. On probation for bootlegging DVDs. Can’t swim. Lloyd Watson: A retired bible distributor and devout Christian who coaches my youth football team’s offensive line. Grandfather of one of the players. My Cousin Shane: The most prolific supplier of counterfeit sports memorabilia and apparel in Northeast Georgia through his unlicensed business, All Sales Final. Previously worked for almost two months as a police officer. A dominating linebacker as a twenty-one-year-old high school senior. Drives a cherry red ‘97 Saturn. My Uncle Gary: A tractor-trailer driver who has never had a CDL. Former Kmart employee. Loves the Braves. Big fan of Hooters. My Cousin Brad: An attorney who passed the bar on his sixth try. My youth football team’s legal counsel. Barb Wade: Owner, manager, and bartender of the local bowling alley, The Orchid Bowl. Former WPBA player and chain smoker of unfiltered cigarettes. Scary as hell. Chainsaw Wade: Barb’s grandson, Brandon Wade. Hard-hitting safety for my youth football team. Once used a chainsaw to sever his left index finger to win a bet. Timmy Matthews: My nemesis. The youth football league’s assistant director. Former high school classmate of mine to whom I once gave a nearly atomic wedgie. Lives with his aunt and works as a photo developer. Brandon Meeks: Starting defensive back for the youth football team on which I got my coaching start as the defensive backs coach. Roger Meeks: Brandon’s deceased grandfather. Very selfish. Steve Tomlin: A huge loser and my main coaching rival. Orthodontist. Defensive coordinator that I had to answer to when I was a defensive backs coach. Joshua Mooney: Youth pastor at a large nondenominational church, The Flock. Works part time at a guitar store. Also a coaching rival. Jason Stinson: A useless quarterback on my youth football team. Billy: Jason Stinson’s replacement. Likely teenager who smokes, has tracings of a mustache, and plays quarterback for my youth football team. Greg: Billy’s father and owner of Patriots Only, a local business that operates out of a trailer and sells beanie babies and American flag memorabilia. Jennifer Letterman-Spencer: My sister. Agnes Scott graduate. Lives in Atlanta with her husband and two children. Nelson Spencer: Jennifer’s husband. Attended Georgia Tech and is an electrical engineer. I bark at him often. My Nephews: The pathetic twin sons of Jennifer and Nelson. Ten years old. I don’t know their names. Carter Letterman: My older brother. Holds degrees from the University of Georgia and Duke. Partner at an accounting firm in Charlotte. Assistant coach on his daughter’s mediocre soccer team. Julie Letterman: Carter’s wife. University of Virginia and Duke graduate. Works at a hedge fund. Virginia native. Hates me. I hate her. I call her “Judy” just to piss her off. Emily Letterman: Carter and Julie’s eight-year-old daughter. Attends private school. Plays soccer (glorified jogging). Pete: Vice principal of local elementary school who adjusts grades to keep my players eligible.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the next great piece of American Literature, to be released on Twitter:

@AmiriKing At least they know what a women is I guess…🤷🏻‍♂️

Jesus Christ how could Miller Lite be so fucking stupid. This is my favorite beer too.😬 Woke advertising has turned Bud Light into a sinking ship and now Miller Lite has tied their boat to theirs. Have these execs ever even been to a cookout or a tailgate party?? Holy shit.

@FifthQuarterLSU I get up a get another beer cause I know 3 minutes of commercials are coming

It’s September and you wake up and this is the first thing you hear