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@X is the best platform for honest news and genuine opinion. Always have a good chat here. Well done, @elonmusk and the team.

Good morning.

@AndyjnrUmaru Hi, I'm XYZ. You def know how to put it on. You look really beautiful and classy. I'd like to meet you. What's your name?

How can you start a Conversation with a woman like this?

@yabaleftonline NARUTO It was sensational.

Name the TV show(s) that has this aura.

@yabaleftonline The Boys Game of Thrones Naruto

@TheOnlyKemi Marriage is by favour. People are too selfish to settle with another person. Anyone who got married successfully, it's because God's plan came to pass.

My younger sister, who is 26 years old, is getting married soon. I am 33 and I'm still single, not even a boyfriend. I didn't live a wayward life. I am beautiful, respectful and homely and she is the opposite - wild and crazy. I'm happy for her but it really hurts. 🥹

@Wisdom_HQ The picture already shows you created what you want to believe, and you want others to believe too.

Who is wrong here?

@instablog9ja Compare the minimum wage of both countries.

Petrol Price is three times higher in England than in Nigeria – Nigerian Diplomat, Reno Omokri

@AmgbapuRut69274 Exactly.

@dcode_acc Wow. Red flag. They were comfortable enough to say those things around that friend, why? Because he is one of them. He is like them

Does your best friend have another best friend? 😭 Because I still haven’t recovered from what happened in primary school. We were asked to write an essay about our best friend. Naturally, I wrote about Doris. Then I peeked at Doris’ paper out of curiosity, only to find out that while she was my best friend, I was not hers. Apparently her own best friend was Felicia. That was my first experience with betrayal 💔 😭 Be honest, have you ever found out you valued a friendship more than the other person did?

@yabaleftonline Translation: Use money to cover all your insecurities. Don't let people who have a sense of damage control stop you from damaging your body to prove a point.

"Aunty if you get money fix things. Get your body done. Don't let un3ducated people tell you sh!t" – Actress, Etinosa Idemudia

@yabaleftonline Short

What is it?

@yabaleftonline Lightsaber**

She has been waiting all her life for this moment 😂😭

Who else doesn't like being called baby?

Nenye, no advise us again.

@Phat_chyna Y'all don't know more than s*x.

Bad sex on the first day is okay. Continuous bad sex is not okay

@Bloseptnew Na why you no fit cover your breast. Shioor

FOR THE LAST TIME 😒🌸

@TheGreatestIFE @AramideOyekunle What aren't y'all in school?

Empty Campus!

Attachment isn't a joke, you feel physical pain when you miss that person. Depends on who braids the hair sha.

What they say when it doesn't go their way:

Translation: Lower your expectations so little or nothing looks like progress.