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The key to good parenting.

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「うんこ」は60秒毎に1回 「おっぱい」は10秒毎に1回 ツイッターでだれかがつぶやいているという豆知識

Patriots' turnout for President Obama in 2015 vs. Patriots' turnout for President Trump today: nyti.ms/2o4Kwj7

*snaps* @jimmyfallon and @Harry_Styles are in 8H this weekend! 🎉 #FallonStylesSNL

No, really, a new episode of Rick And Morty is now streaming on AdultSwim.com trib.al/Q0wKMDT

If U.C. Berkeley does not allow free speech and practices violence on innocent people with a different point of view - NO FEDERAL FUNDS?

Arrr... Actor Matt Damon was awarded an honorary MIT Pirate Certificate at this year's @mitcommencement! #TopMITTweets

A dinosaur's bloody, feathered tail has been found preserved in amber. bit.ly/2hjFJTR

Just watched @NBCNightlyNews - So biased, inaccurate and bad, point after point. Just can't get much worse, although @CNN is right up there!

Bright blue regions are the signature of young stars, meaning NGC4388 has hosted recent bursts of star formation! ✨ go.nasa.gov/2gsxFSD

"You know why I’m here." #Sherlock fans, here's a brand new trailer for Series 4. Starts Sunday 1st January. 8.30pm. @BBCOne.

Congratulations to The Theory of Everything and #FantasticBeasts actor Eddie Redmayne, who today received his OBE from The Queen.

When people ask me "what should I read", I used to avoid responding. Now, here is something necessary in anyone's ed

Look forward to going to Indiana tomorrow in order to be with the great workers of Carrier. They will sell many air conditioners!

That awkward moment when a baby hyena steals your camera. #PlanetEarth2 #EarthOnLocation

Sliding into your DMs like... #PlanetEarth2

"@MrLukeJohnston: Possibly the greatest scene in documentary history. Incredible. #PlanetEarth2 / ¡EXTRAORDINARIO!

Russia is building its own Silicon Valley—and penguins inspired it: archdg.co/HTynxMV