Mr Winkle

@realMaalouf Germans killed Jews, so why are we allied with Germany? A Christian betrayed Jesus, so why do we elect Christians for office? Your question is stupid, "doctor".

How the hell does the city that experienced the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history vote for a Muslim mayor?

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

This is what it looks like when human life becomes a footnote to political ambition. You acknowledge the possible destruction of an entire civilization, then shrug and suggest it might be good thing anyway. That kind of thinking erases the distinction between governments and innocent people who will suffer and die. There is nothing moral about treating mass death as an acceptable tradeoff for regime change.

@om_patel5 The 'A' is for acid.

sam altman watching ChatGPT hallucinate live on stage is the funniest thing i've seen all week the CEO of OpenAI, on stage, in front of everyone, watching his own AI just make things up in real time and his face says it all this is the guy telling us AGI is coming soon btw

@GuntherEagleman You really fucked that kid up. What an asshole.

My 4 year old grandson just found a plastic egg in the yard, held it up and said… “Papa!! President Trump made these cheaper” I love him! 😂

Erratic. Can’t finish sentences. Often confused. Illogical train of thought. Word finding difficulties. Developing and worsening gradually over time. The President is exhibiting all the signs of dementia.

@JoshHall2024 I heard it wasn't a laptop. One of the children he only half-ate came back from the dead to spill the beans.

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 NEWSOM'S LAPTOP - A laptop belonging to California Governor Gavin Newsom has allegedly been discovered containing evidence of the Governor engaging in ILLEGAL AND ILLICIT ACTIVITIES including alcohol and cocaine-fueled parties with minors and sex with both MALE AND FEMALE PROSTITUTES, which is a federal crime. Newsom is said to be PERSONALLY SEEN using drugs in photographs on the laptop and the contents of the Newsom laptop apparently make Hunter Biden look like a choir boy when you compare them to what was discovered on his. This is THE SCANDAL OF THE DECADE for the Democratic Party, as DOZENS of other politicians and celebrities are allegedly in videos and photos on the laptop engaging in these illegal and lewd acts. This likely just ended Newscum's bid for the presidency before it even started and the careers of countless Democrat politicians... WE DEMAND A FULL DOJ INVESTIGATION NOW! 💪🏻🇺🇸

@chasedownleads A lot of you are missing the joke. Look at the image. It's a credit card CHARGING 29.5% interest.

Passive income is a wealth hack Each month, the bank pays me 29.50% Just for keeping money in my account At this rate, my account will have over $1 million in just 8 months And I'll have over $1 billion in just a couple of years This is why compound interest is the 8th wonder of the world

@nickgillespie That's not the climate science movement. It's a climate movement, yes, but scientists generally reject dogma unless presented with overwhelming SCIENTIFIC evidence.

'When the climate science community chose to organize itself as a political movement behind a charismatic preacher, that helped turn many institutions of climate science into what Barkun described as part of the “New Apocalypticism” — a secular eschatology, in which science exists not to advance understandings in all of their complexities, but instead to confirm Manichean belief.' Excellent and very balanced look back at @algore's An Inconvenient Truth doc (2006) by @RogerPielkeJr at Substack rogerpielkejr.substack.com/p/the-legacy-o…

@YourAnonNews @SaltyGoat17 The comments are hilarious. The people in the White House are robbing us blind while pointing at brown people and these morons are buying it.

@SaltyGoat17 Undocumented people in the USA can’t get welfare you fucking idiot.

Boils my fcking blood!!!

@fuentesnation @YourAnonNews @SaltyGoat17 You're a fan of this homophobic Nazi virgin? X truly is a cesspool.

@YourAnonNews @SaltyGoat17 “undocumented”… i’m gonna stop you right there buddy

This Holy Saturday, we honor our spiritual leaders, from President Trump to Gondy, who officially knighted Christ as a member of the church, certifying the legalization of Easter worship.

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

Former senior ethics attorney at the DOJ: cnn.com/2026/04/03/us/…

@illumined1 😂

Is Faith the name of his couch?

@RobSchneider Why don't you stick to pretending to be different animals.

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider

@MensHumor From the comments I feel like some of you just take bites out of living cows.

Let’s settle the debate.

Trump had a deal on his desk to fix this, and he rejected it. This was never a Democrat or Republican shutdown—it’s a uniparty shutdown. Our airports should never have been dependent on the federal government to function in the first place.

@DougJBalloon ICE should check everyone's stools for any evidence of tacos. If there's even the slightest hint of salsa you get sent to a Venezuelan prison.

If you have to show ID to ICE agents to get on a plane, then why shouldn’t you have to show ID to ICE agents to vote?

@DougJBalloon I think you should have to show your ID to ICE agents to use the restroom. Also you should have to send them a picture of the toilet before flushing as proof of intent.