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David Fitzjarrell 🟧💙

David Fitzjarrell 🟧💙

@ddfdba

Experienced Oracle DBA with a Chemistry degree, principal author of Oracle Exadata Survival Guide. #BlueCrew i despise MAGA 🚫NO DMs🚫 you will be blocked. 🟧💙

Aurora, CO Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Dzintra - Author
Dzintra - Author@DzintraSullivan·
People ask me why I post on here… The answer is simple: To disturb the humorless and humor the disturbed.
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Joe G
Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Canada is going to put up a wall at the border just so that they don’t have to deal with the smell from out explosive diarrhea.
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ThexyBeatht_
ThexyBeatht_@ThexyBeatht_2·
Ends up that when someone asks you if you want to hit the sack, you’re not supposed to kick them on the balls
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ChiChi Greenblatt
ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat·
You can’t always get what you want… But if you try real hard, you just might get what you need. Me this morning, reluctantly accepting tea when what I really wanted was coffee. ☕️😭
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AntifaPuddin’Pop
AntifaPuddin’Pop@Andie00471·
I’m just one Taco Bell burrito from my goal weight.
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@matt_artist115 @jeffSolb @smalls2672 We’re trying, apparently you’re simply too stupid or brainwashed to learn anything. NOTHING at Butler adds up to anything but a con job, there was no urgency to protect Trump, it was a giant photo op for the benefit of his campaign. Fake blood, fake everything.
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Boston Smalls@smalls2672·
Maga, just so you are aware. Us on the left have been patiently waiting for you to finally figure that it was trump's people that staged the assassination attempts on trump to garner more of your support and are the ones who took out charlie kirk because his usefulness had run its course. And butler wasn't the first time trump sacrificed his own supporters. He also got ashli babbitt killed as well. You've always been useful idiots.
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@matt_artist115 @Mizmorgan1313 @smalls2672 You’re delusional, no bullet came near Trump, the closest one killed that MAGA in the audience, that murder no one investigated. Actually, no one investigated the “attempted assassination”, either, an no medical report of consequence was provided.
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Artist115
Artist115@matt_artist115·
@Mizmorgan1313 @smalls2672 Yeah, what else should I call a bullet nearly killing him that ended up cutting his ear, causing him to bleed?
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@matt_artist115 @Cubfan13241 @smalls2672 That’s not blood, it’s that crap used in the movies for fake wounds. It was wiped on his face from a “blood capsule”, that trail isn’t bleeding, it’s FAKE AND SMEARED ON HIS FACE. The only “TDS” is yours, supporting that lying asshole.
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Prez@PrezLives2022·
Trump brags about rave reviews on his speech last night. Who did the reviews if it wasn’t broadcast?
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David Fitzjarrell 🟧💙
@marlene4719 “Hi, you might remember me, Joe Biden, former President of the United States, well, I’ve got my OnlyFans open, subscribe and watch me seductively lick an ice cream cone, IN PUBLIC! It doesn’t get any sexier than this, don’t miss out, subscriptions are limited!!!”
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shelby
shelby@thetrueshelby·
Quick question: Why are we putting up with this shit?
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
I bet they never asked for proof of citizenship in Mayberry
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RomperGirl ☄️👽🐒🐘🐝🌻
So what is everybody’s opinion on the Masons? I’m actually having my fashion show this Sunday at a Masonic Temple. I’m renting out the entire place for $1000. The space works. But the symbolism and all the pictures of the men on the wall, might creep a few people out…
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