Dhruti Manek
330 posts


Thank you Italy 🇮🇹 for not qualifying for the 2018 #fifaworldcup so i could be present for my wedding and honeymoon 😆
@ddmanek #jogabonito #footballislife
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Henceforth i shall refer to @BlackberrysMW as Blueberry’s 😆
After all, its just a name, right?
🤦♂️
This is worse than people who misspell my name 😆

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Was making a drink for myself & the wife. Daughter walks in, notices that, gets horrified 😱
Runs to the wife & says, “Mumma jaldi chup jao, Papa dawai denge tumko” 😆
#dadjokes #parentingtips
#toddlerism @ddmanek
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After leaving home with 10 pcs of luggage, 4 adults, & 2 toddlers, i can totally understand how the McAllister family left Kevin behind!
#homealone
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Jurassic World (2025) - as unmemorable as the Krebs cycle.
#JurassicWorld #MedTwitter
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Sing us a song youre the Daddy man
Sing us a song just right
Well, we’re NOT in the mood for a melody
But the kids need to feel alright
#dadjokes #ParentingTips @ddmanek
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What is the IQ of someone who types my email id correctly, but my name incorrectly, considering the fact that my email id is [firstname]_[lastname]@xyz.com??
#whatsinaname

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Sunny Deol: Jab yeh dhai kilo ka haath kisi pe padta hai na, toh aadmi uthta nahin, uth jaata hai.
Me: Jab ye DHAI KILO K DIAPER kisi pe padta hai na…..
#dadjokes #ParentingTips @ddmanek
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A patient commented that its her b’day tmrw so i just said, “oh nice even I’m a ♏️”
Pt’s daughter rolls her eyes 🙄, “BOTH my parents are ♏️”
Me: “I pity you” 😬
#scorpioseason @ddmanek
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This is how an unused diaper I took out from a packet of Pampers premium @pampersindia looked today @ProcterGamble don't you guys have any quality control in India?

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"Do certain doctor specialties complement each other well in marriage, leading to a more harmonious and balanced relationship?"
For instance, our classical jodis-
OBG + Pediatrics
Surgery + Anaesthesia
Radiology+ Dermatology etc.
Or is it just a myth !!
#MedTwitter
#MedX
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A quick quiz for #SareeConnoisseurs
Can you guess at a glance which weave of India I chose to wear for my birthday yesterday?
No prizes for guessing, except bragging rights 😎
@RajaniSurendarB clearly earned them with her spot diagnosis confirming her unbeatable expertise on #WeavesOfIndia #HandloomsOfIndia
Hint: Every drape is a story, every weave a heritage.
#MyHandloomMyPride #VocalForLocal
#SareeNotSorry #SupportHandloom #CelebrateHandloom


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