Draken 🍀

@ERIS_MANIA_YT "dude did you just scratch your ass right n-"

@dingalingts @predictdotfun where’s boop launchpad bro 😭

When I first joined Binance back in 2017, our slogan was to "Exchange the world" 9 years later, it's now time to Predict the world Honored to be powering Binance’s prediction markets with @predictdotfun

“you correct a fool and gain an enemy. you correct the wise and gain a friend.”

Iran's negotiator returning after getting everything they wanted:

> Number one enemy humiliated > Oil flowing back to domestic industries > All dealings in hormuz now in yuan Do Nothing WIN.

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

LMFAO TOP 10 TWEET OF 2026. 😭

Salesman: The car is $25k Trump: $20k take it or leave it. Salesman: No thank you. It’s $25k Trump: okay fine, I’ll do $24k final offer. Salesman: No thank you. Trump: Fine I’ll give you $28k MAGA: WOW ART OF THE DEAL!!!

My cat when I'm 37 seconds late feeding him:

Oda level foreshadowing

When she says no head

How am I supposed to pay: $1,900 rent $300 power $120 water $200 internet $180 car insurance EVERY MONTH while making $17 an hour???

Trump: "a whole civilization will die tonight" Fartcoin: +6%

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE??

Voted for Donald Trump & I got: 1. War 2. Israel 🇮🇱 First 3. Higher gas $ 4. Large deficits 5. More spending 6. Higher grocery $ 7. Higher clothing $ 8. Higher vehicle $ 9. 401K losses 10. Investments down 11. Devaluation of the dollar. I’m FUCKING retarded. God I’m sorry.