Chief De’3vion “Big Breakfast” Johnson V

@sujitsu_ Taer Rodriguez snubbed

Be honest here, who got struck out by Kim 😭

📍Brown University, Providence, RI

good breakfast sausage is better than good bacon

When Mr. Coach sends your buddy with a 13 ERA to the bullpen to get hot while you haven’t pitched in a real game in weeks

📍 Robertson Field, New York

@PontoonDavis It really does solve all my problems

Had a shitty day today. Smoked a cig and ate some chicken parm. Walked around the neighborhood and the birds were chirping. Life is beautiful again. Never kill yourself kids.

@devops_nk Skill issue

Have you ever received a call for a job you applied to on Workday ?

@D1FraudWatch No sprite? Criminal.

late night sippin’ on the doctor. big things coming out of dons these days with the new lids

@dragoofthemist Zach yorke sighting

Is this the chillest guy of all time?

@LustbustOconnor McGraw hill mentioned

Bored in class so heres my list of the top 20 worst things of all time in no specific order: -Holocaust -Hitting legs -GOT season 8 -Cock and ball torture -The Luka trade -Hood prom -Jeffery Dahmer/Epstein -Gwen Stacy dying in TASM2 -Greening out -Dealer 21 -Ebola

@LazLocks Sound system at Penn makes anything sound good

Open discussion: who had some of the best walk up songs in the Ivy? Personal vote would be Carson Ozmer

Subaru son or hellcat daughter

@bigJannis01 The elevator at Dartmouth needs a mention. Seems to be a fan favorite around the league

6. Cambridge, MA (my fat ass ain’t doing allat walking) 7. Ithaca, NY (ain’t shit there) 8. Hanover, NH (no chicken, no De’3vion)

Top Ivy League towns I’d live in: 1. Harlem, NY (I fw those big ass rats) 2. New Haven, CT (love me sum hot chicken) 3. Philly (fuck the birds tho) 4. Princeton, NJ (Jersey got sum good shit 5. Providence, RI (1 too many zesty mfs)

HM. Panda Expess Orange Chicken (never misses)

Top Fast food orders of recent memory: 1. McDonald’s Happy Meal (gimme my fuckin toy) 2. Taco Bell Dorito’s Loco’s Tacos Box (can house that easy) 3. Raising Canes Caniac (no slaw extra toast) 4. Wendy’s 4 for 4 (who wouldn’t fuck up a frosty) 5. Subway $5 footlong (please)

What’s gayer than seeing a grown man “frolicking”?