☆ねむい ߪ†§ // *deadbat*

@UlisesDavid__ It's the Lucky one.

Por qué la gente que fuma deja un cigarro al revés en la caja?

@Oceanbreeze473 Bars and pool halls are where I seen them the most.

I can’t believe this was real. Where would they put these things?

@marioliveirain Eat everything except for what looks like olives. If they aren't olives then they back on the table.

A pessoa te chama para um date e serve isso aqui, o que faria?

@saint_cloudy We calling aimbot muscle memory now? What a world we live in.

@CollinRugg Good. Hopefully they gotta give it a few tries so he suffers a bit extra before he gets deleted.

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

@yankeedraft The fuck is wrong with people? Seriously. Are we all just eating paint chips nowadays?

A clever method to protect your drink from getting spiked.

I hate people that find joy in killing other people’s vibes.

@KaKaShI1531244 Missing? You mean how did white/red haired fella get the invite?

Who’s missing from the blue hair gang selfie?

@BroWire_ The Island Boys could get dropped by a ziploc full of feathers. Why are these retards still relevant? They haven't faded into the void yet? Jfc.

“No way he did that to you”

@shitpost_2049 Any footage I ever see for DbD is stupid af. It all looks scripted and makes me never wanna play this garbage looking game.

@burieddontmiss God tier. Ulquiorra is my boy. Fantastic work.

A Bleach fan made a custom Ulquiorra PS5 controller

@1776General_ Why the fuck did the employee unlock the window? So they can get a 'wild' video? People are fucking retarded.

What do you call this?

@WallStreetApes I am not paying for an experience, I am paying for a coffee. I dont need your bullshit bells and whistles. Just give me my damn caffeine. Never had a Starbucks coffee anyway and will probably just continue that streak.

Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…

@TheCriticalDri1 Dude builg all that just to eat dinner, pretend to sleep and then got paid from views and subs and never set foot in that bitch again. Sitting comfortably at home til he needs to make a new one to pay bills again.

I'll never understand when you have a perfect fucking home in the burbs with creature comforts out the ass people choose this weirdness.

@braves2430 Coca Cola.

Which one are You eliminating?

@isthatbog Another engagement retard writing their own narrative. Stfu.

Kid punches teacher in class… then gets KNOCKED OUT by a classmate

@Contagious_Punk 100+ hours isn't even that much. Acting like playing the game a few hours for 2 weeks is impressive. Hate these engagement retards. 🤦

Everyone has that one 100+ hour game. 🎮 What’s yours? No judgment… unless it’s your 12th playthrough.

@CollinRugg Now people are just gonna go on cruises to get blackout drunk so they can sue too. Here comes the train of 'victims'

Woman who was awarded $300,000 after she blamed Carnival Cruise for her blacking out, seen throwing back shots of alcohol on security footage. The woman drank 14 shots but says her getting drunk and falling over is Carnival's fault. She sued the cruise liner, claiming they negligently over-served her during an 8-hour period, and was awarded $300,000. This type of person is literally the worst.

@Ravenismeee Nah.

SERIOUS QUESTION: If your sibling called you at 2am and said “don’t ask questions, just come” Are you really showing up??

@TheEXECUTlONER_ If he's the one making money for them all to live comfortably, I don't see why he can't sit in his car for 10 minutes. Half you parents just give your kids a snack and a tablet and park yourselves on the couch also. Let the man breathe.

This man is already 10 minutes late getting home. His wife walks outside and tells him not to be sitting in his car. She wants him to come inside and do his job and take care of the kids. Many men will sit in their car and decompress. A lot of women said why do husbands get to decompress when the wives don’t get to? Some are saying why not make the home a place where he looks forward to coming home to, where he’s in a hurry to get inside? What do you think? Do you think it’s an issue for him to sit outside for a a little bit before he comes inside? Should his wife be hassling him?