Eden Prime

Me at 21 y/o: Galileo spacesuit teeshirt, bad haircut, freshly high on finishing a summer term at Oxford, roving the woods of Lincolnshire with Eddie (pictured), same glasses I have now (?), and literally no concept of COVID-19. Unabashedly anachronistic & cringe.

@charli_xcx Just did an in-text citation on this. 🫥

kamala IS brat

Queer close reading of Tombstone (1993) coming soon, I can feel it.

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19. Marcel Proust’s In Search of Lost Time manuscript

Gonna start sending emails like this

I tried to buy the light blue American spirits the other day, but the gas station man gave me the turquoise one and I bought it because God forbid I try to explain the difference between sky blue and turquoise to a random man at a gas station.

Need to start a substack specifically for my morning voice memo rants about institutionalized corporate journalism instead of sending them to @RealAndyFancher

life is good when you surprised yourself by unintentionally getting the tiny butters

he’s been getting into american pragmatism

@RealAndyFancher @RepTimmons @fitsnews dash cam AI Gwyneth Paltrow energy

Do you think @RepTimmons recognized us? @fitsnews 🏃‍♂️

Here’s “congressman” @RepTimmons avoiding questions from the ONLY outlet covering his extramarital affairs and wasteful spending on a routine basis. @dnolan2000 🏛️

@jacobandrewlong also has me thinking (as a person w chronic fatigue) what inclusionary rhetorical shifts need to happen in certain sectors of (ablest) "workout culture" - bc a lot of people simply want movement that aligns with their abilities. Maybe the algorithm is feeding me bs!

@deadlyordinary I suspect there's some cultural analysis to be done (or surely has already been done) about why that sort of messaging resonates with people

Why are workouts advertised like "full body crusher!!! sore for days!!!" I already have the weight of human existence crushing me:) Don't they know I just want to feel nice and slightly healthy for 15 mins a day?:) not be in pain?:) maybe make my legs a little slimmer?:)

@jacobandrewlong I am SO sure - everyone dying to be their own Sisyphus ✨

recent music journal capped off and ready to share: open.spotify.com/playlist/02PkA…

watched my friend take an order at her bartending job, halfway through the second shift of a double, and her eyes looked just like this.