LUKA

@schrabidium @RiverBalija I’ll introduce you to my masculine pole (penis)

@RiverBalija I have never met a masculine pole in my life

some polish dude posted his thighs in the replies in probable spam 😭

the yin and yang of meditation and prayer • live experiment 42 • thoughts on meditation and prayer, the most powerful tool we know of, and the endless cycle of chasing dopamine.

i’m actually done not being condescending to willfully ignorant idiots

“if the US has a socialist revolution the rest of the world will either annex or bomb us” is fucking crazy actually, 1) like it hasn’t already been annexed wtf? and 2) like it’s a possibility yeah, but that sounds like some shit a fed would say does it not?

this is what i meant by that btw

good god people READ A HISTORY BOOK each and every one of you please

She’s on break. twitter.com/majeliskucing/…

just discovered i can do a perfect sméagol impression, so excited to bust it out next time i see pussy

if there’s one thing about me is that i’m a lunch man,

my friends should come over so i can make them lunch

@wshcldgtsrnm ahhh, and the benefit of your late father being a bisexual is quite apparent

@deadmeat_dad retconning is when you take an aspect of media from the past and change it to better align with the present story. In the early spider man comic there was a background class mate that was later retconned to be jessica jones

retconning real life to make my dead father bisexual

@wshcldgtsrnm what is retconning genuine question

@deadmeat_dad yeah?

why the fuck is he that good looking

i know absolutely nothing about celebrities and i don’t intend to know either- you talk about em imma getcha

i like the purple street lights actually, make me wanna get up and move

@wshcldgtsrnm why are you dressed like a whore at dillons, why do you think the dillons people are privy to you dressing like a whore there

please do not look at me while i’m dressed like a whore at dillons

tryna watch robots again

@ProBirdRights oh boy! six birds all for me?!? gosh

my toxic trait is that i’ve never seen megamind