Deakon4Laughs

So... I went to my very first @WNBA game last night. @PhoenixMercury vs the @IndianaFever. The Merc walked off of the floor before the national anthem to protest it. The Fever stayed on for the national anthem. Never going to another Mercury game again.

@RedRebeccax She's not even a liberal. The liberal party was hijacked years ago and is now socialists. True liberals are now moderates.

I realized I can't hate on Kathy Griffin because she is dating a much younger man since I do the same thing, so I'll just hate on her for being an ultra liberal.

@RedRebeccax They recently changed November to Veterans month. Thank God.

@deakon4laughs Some didn't

People didn't understand the YMCA reference and thought I was going through some kind of emotional thing last night that only a small group of men with questionable jobs could satisfy.

Just so we are all on the same page: Illegals are voting. Illegals are getting free food. Illegals are getting free childcare. Illegals are getting free education. Illegals are getting free tax credits. Illegals are getting free healthcare. Illegals are getting free housing assistance. Illegals are getting free legal representation. Illegals are getting free mental health services. Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states. It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.

My feed has been flooded with Ear Wax Removal videos. I ONLY CLICKED ON ONE LINK! I DON'T NEED TO SEE THEM ALL!

@dicemon095_ Frys here in AZ have Black Diamond Watermelons. They are legit. That's all I'll buy lately.

Getting a good watermelon is like winning the lottery.

@RedRebeccax Hey I'm two of those! Construction and retired Army!

I'd fuck a feather Indian, a cop, a biker, a cowboy, an army guy and a construction worker.

@RedRebeccax Never trust stray pussy 🤣🤣🤣

How my morning started, featuring my mom's legs, my feet, my dog and not our cat.

@deakon4laughs Not as good as Alien: Resurrection, lmao.

Just came back from Disclosure Day. My mom's review: "Not as good as the latest Terminator." Me:

@RedRebeccax But I have Choco Tacos!!

Stop driving by my house in this thing.

@reddbabbbby There she is! Missed you

@RedRebeccax Neon pink

I can't decide what color to paint my toes because no one will see them.

@RedRebeccax There are zero real women interested in anyone on X 🤣 💯

Some of the women that have popped in your replies since I followed some of you guys make me wonder if I'm even attractive.

@RDC_Autosports @RedRebeccax Same 🤣🤣🤣

@RedRebeccax i thought it said “pooped” 😂

16 bucks an hour? How about fuck you, how about that?

The brunette hair has made me too flirty.

@RedRebeccax Dry ass heat here in AZ. I pray for monsoons!

Breaking news: Summer still hot.