Dean Kramer

Good news, I’m going to win the Powerball

Thoughts During A Sunset

a sketch by @doosteroo and @deankramer_

Checking my sub sandwich like a judge at the Westminster dog show

Cracked my back and got a milk flashback

My first produced sketch! Making this with Dean and James was a blast and I'm so proud of how it turned out!

I’m going to kill myself

Making a joke about airplane food too loud at the airport and getting beaten to the ground by TSA and brought in for questioning

@KraftSingles Respond to my dms it’s important

Certified (Cheese) Lover Boy. Might mess around and make this an NFT 😏

Sorry

RE*ARD

Babe, when you say things like “Mr. Tumnus understood the assignment” I get triggered because my ex gaslit me into thinking I lived in Narnia

We told a computer generator to write a poem based on every episode of the Flintstones and this is what it came up with

New York City is basically one of the main characters in my book titled ‘If I Did It: 9/11’

Me yelling at my kids about the grinch: we don’t say his FUCKING name in this house!!! My tortured wife: kids, you know how your father gets about this

Santa gave me a sip of his beer for Christmas, another example of dudes rock

Mrs. Claus’ first name is Clit (popular name at the time) bet you feel stupid as fuck now… Merry Christmas 😒

sick of this menace

not in my fucking house