jonathan rincon

I’m Going To Win The Powerball

Have you seen Richard Gere’s wet toe!

Earthquake 🙈

I’m creating a new kind of balloon that will make parties go extra crazy. It costs $700 and I have to be holding it the entire time or I will scream

(the precogs spasm in their tank.. a red ball swirls down the tube.. Tom Cruise immediately puts it in his mouth) Coworker: Damn it, no not again. Spit it out. SPIT. (TC’s eyes dart towards the door) Coworker: NO. Nooooooo..

@websitehomepage Kept hoping they’d pick it up, best short up there

they should have picked this one up

I’m convinced juicers are powered by the souls of the tortured

@deankramer_ @doosteroo

Summer blockbusters are back!

Letterboxd has so many talented reviewers

smelled a flower on a clown’s shirt and got every body pissed off. i’m fucked. shouldn’t have done that

Creating the Sniff film genre all about grown men with the sniffles who refuse to blow their nose for the whole movie. It will change EVERYTHING (people will hunt me for sport)

Mindy Kaling says ‘Jim Would Have Been Eaten By Dwight By The End Of The First Episode’ and ‘He Woulda Rubbed His Belly Going Yum Yum For The Rest Of The Season’ if #TheOffice was made today

why am i not surprised by this

🚨SCAM ALERT🚨 if soMEONE calls “with easy trick you too can have smoking wife named Bart” it’S NOT TRUE!!! Only I can have smokeinng wife called Bart!!!

The ending of every apocalypse movie

In my clicking a link era

Me n my mates went to a pub last night and clicked a single link for hours. Unforgettable kind of night.

This 👇🏼

You are given a choice: to click a link or save a child. Sadly, more people would rather save the child (a hitler) than click a link (lemonparty)

you shouldn’t be here

keep walking

look at this once and walk away