Deanne Blaylock

It’s the blog wot won it #NadineDorries

Just as you’re lying in the dark, broken, touched out, wiped out, ready to quit because you suck at this, a little voice says: “Mummy? I love you all the way to space. No. I love you everywhere.” 🥹

Me before kids: “I’m not going to let them eat in the car.” Also me, 3.5 years later 🤦‍♀️:

@DanRussell12000 @BenjiJGreen I quite fancy a trip to Africa now you mention it

@deanneblaylock @BenjiJGreen There was something about behaving like a wild animal and he took that literally. I will go get him if it comes to it…

This pic doesn't properly do it justice but the sunsets in Zanzibar are amazing

@BenjiJGreen @DanRussell12000 See you in 2024 then.

@deanneblaylock Well, @DanRussell12000 said to me: "Go away and don't come back until you've got your act together!" I still haven't got my act together

@MattStrudwick85 @tonyjarnogreen @nickedmo @DavidAJComeau @MailOnline You’re going to be great Matt. So pleased for you!

@tonyjarnogreen @nickedmo @DavidAJComeau @deanneblaylock Tomorrow I start at the @MailOnline and with it fulfil a dream of working for a national. 3/3

🚨ONE OF THOSE NEW JOB KLAXONS Last week, I bid farewell to @surreylive after 8 years. It's been an incredible journey and I never imagined when I first stepped into the office I'd one day lead the site. 1/3

Trying to get a toddler to the end of a pebble drive… IYKYK

Struggling to see how today can top yesterday, when I learnt to draw a crab.

@Ryan_Smith94 I am out of the office right now. I will get back to you as soon as possible.

@deanneblaylock Can you jump on a quick Hangout?

Seven hours of meetings complete. Stick a fork in me, I’m done.

Bladder, 3.30am: I can hold it Brain, 3.40am: You got this Bladder, 3.55am: I’m not sure Brain, 4.10am: Not long to go now, you can do it Bladder, 4.25am: No, I’ve gotta go Brain, 4.30am: Could have done that an hour ago mate Kid, 5.17am: Let’s do this! Brain: You’re so screwed

It’s a thing! Thank you for my freebie today Pret. Made my day.

Anyone up for joining me on Threads? You’ll find me on @deanneblaylock Come and chat!

We’re hiring! And here’s why you should consider us 👇 #journojobs #JobAlert tinyurl.com/berksjob1

@Lydiarosesteph Congratulations again Lydia - so proud of you and so deserved.

For anyone worried about their career after having a baby, I got this promotion less than six months after returning from maternity leave. Thanks to the best team for supporting me to get here - it is a complete balancing act but I’m really proud of myself for pulling it off.

@DanRussell12000 Midjourney (free trial). It’s a little random but an incredible tool. Life is changing fast!

@deanneblaylock What are you using? Looks fancy!

My first piece of AI artwork #AIart

You know it’s going to be a good day when your toddler chooses the exact moment you decide to run for a two-minute shower to go for a poo and tries to wipe their own bottom 😑 #MondayMorning

You know that moment in the day where your recently turned three-year-old hasn’t napped but now really wants to but it’s not yet bedtime so you’ve got to ride the wave of emotions for 2 hours having spent 12 hours in each other’s company on 5 hours’ sleep? Yeah that 😵‍💫