Dean J Stanton

X has removed the Dim Mode on their mobile app. It now is unbearable to see. Bye bye android X app. Uninstalled it. if it wasn't for the 'Control panel for Twitter' extension, I'd have fucked off the desktop version as well.

@TVKev I'm surprised that Starmer didn't brag about his 5-times a night sexual prowess in bed, and his 10" donger. What a lying cunt.

Starmer currently lying to the people about what a great job he's done. The worst Prime Minister ever pretending he wasn't a total disaster. Shut-up Two-Tier, we see you, now go and see a psychiatrist about confronting the epic scale of your abject failure... and deal with it!

Listening to Starmer, makes me want to puke. He really is a pathological lying cunt.

No dim mode for this platform on both desktop and now, after the latest update, mobile. What a load of shit that is. X looks fucking awful now. Might be time to ditch this platform.

@DerylLynn It will be blamed on Putin.

I’m waiting for the mental gymnastics to somehow link the alleged murderer of Ann Widdecombe to have been influenced by the ‘far right ‘.

@realalexlains Messi is still the GOAT.

Every time Messi gets a slight touch, he stops and looks at the ref. Corrupt midget of a player honestly. What a disgrace to the sport he has become.

@robprogressive Totally agree, Rob. Universal Basic Income would solve everybody's mental health problems.

No one wants to hear this but many 'mental health’ problems disappear when you have money No worrying about bills or living costs. No drowning in debt. Feeling stressed? Take some days off or go on holiday because you can afford to And if you do get really ill, you have money to fix that too. Why does no one want to acknowledge this?

Imagine where you'd be a year from now if you simply: 👀 walked every day 👀 prioritized protein 👀 slept 8 hours 👀 lifted weights 3x a week 👀 stayed consistent

Half time show.

Fantastic half time show that. Well played.

What a load of crap this World Cup Final is. Yawn. Zzzz.

I’m in love with this quote: “If it doesn't happen the way you wanted, it will happen in a better way than imagined. That's the beauty of God plan.”

NEVERRRRRR underestimate how much God is protecting you from things you don’t even know about.

Nobody profits from telling you the body heals itself. So nobody tells you. Your taste buds are new every 10 to 14 days. The tongue reading this flavour is a fortnight old. Your stomach lining rebuilds every 3 to 5 days. Last week's gut is already gone. Your skin turns over every 4 weeks. You grew a whole new surface this month. Your white blood cells renew in days. Tonight's immune army was not on watch last week. Your red blood cells retire every 120 days. Four months, and the entire fleet is replaced. The fat built into your cell membranes turns over too. Years of stored seed oil can slowly be walked back out. Your liver just gets on with regenerating. It holds no grudge about the bad years. Your skeleton rebuilds over roughly ten years. The bones made in the worst years are not the ones you finish with. Every one of those rebuilds is made from what you feed it. Feed it meat, fat, sunlight and sleep, and it builds you strong. Feed it sugar, seed oil and the sofa, and it builds you soft. The body you will have next year is under construction right now. What you give it today is what it builds you into.

Stop eating for a while and the body turns inward and eats its own damaged parts. It’s called autophagy and it only really runs when you’re not digesting. No animal in nature grazes from dawn to midnight. Neither should you.

@SartorialThug The Muppets were pretty good.

Have you been busy? What time are you on till?

I understand to balance this absurd debacle at the World Cup Final, next years Stockport v Sheffield Wednesday match will take place during the judging at Eurovision 2027.

@prodnose My bet will be that Donald Trump will do a QE2/007 thing and parachute down onto the centre circle.

Absurd. Utterly, utterly absurd. #WorldCupFinal

@MarkOgden_ Tuchel should be sacked tonight.

England have somehow contrived to turn a meaningless game into one that could define Thomas Tuchel’s career as coach. Or even end it

@Keir_Starmer @England Fuck off you cunt.

Great result tonight @England. You’ve done us proud.