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Haunting: (verb) taking a massive stinky shit, that your presence remains long after you have gone.

Don't tell me how to drink my eggs.

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why so much circumcision posts on my tl rn what’s going on

Circumcised men are jealous there isn't a naked statue that looks like them that is adored and revered. Flawless anatomy is artwork. Mutilated anatomy is not.

RT @Dr_Biohacker: 2. Eat all the damn fruits you want.- It’s almost impossible to eat too much.

RT @Bennieeexyz: when I was 20, I dated a sex therapist, we used to talk for hours and one night I asked her what the most common question…

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@Joe011926930161 @issathecooker Yes he is a 4 star armchair general ofc he can track every military asset

The B-52s are turning back Long your longs

Seeing a lot of circumcision discourse on the feed tonight so thought I’d share a fun fact about me. Mine almost had acid put on it after birth because they thought I was born with a fused foreskin 🥰 luckily before the procedure I pissed on the nurse

@mom_of_littles Lettuce tomato and some browned ground beef.

What are we adding to grilled cheese so my husband doesn’t feel like he’s eating girl dinner

RT @canis_docta: Leaving baby boys intact instead of circumcision

I judge women by 3 things completely within their control: Weight Status Lifestyle

RT @TheBabylonBee: 'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon buff.ly/qcPH41F https://t.co/P0leH9…

Name a hotel or resort that has clean floors in rooms that aren't carpeted, where you can walk barefoot in the room and not have dirt feet.

#flawless anatomy.

Why don't the dark ones have white drizz on them?

Flawless anatomy!

I've noticed lots of complaints about pets and babies on flights. Well, they sure make it easy to do so.

RT @TateTheTalisman: Feeling “hormonal” is not an excuse for negative behaviour. It’s their time of the month? They’re pregnant? Frankly I…

No tattoos & no unnecessary body modifications (piercings, circumcision, lip fillers), no experimental vaccines? Welcome you are part of an elite club called: #Flawless