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@ThatweirdoKimm @koitotwt I can't say the weird part because it sounds insane

@deathandsaints @koitotwt That's not the weird part!?! (I'm so invested.)

dmed an actor and he left me on read twice then viewed my stories for weeks + liked a selfie in my highlights

@bobbymonsoon215 Oh god... It's gonna be Andrew Schulz and it's gonna be sponsored by Street Fighter. (I really want to be wrong about it though)

@CodyRhodes Let me guess…HHH got you calling Bad Bunny to even the odds?

I apologize for that I’d like to respond before the show is over

@TheDark_ViKing @critman_critics It being the voices falls into "Wrestling's dumb (kinda good)" this is just DUMB

@critman_critics Hours later THIS would have been a god damn better choice than what they gone with. People make up dumb shit storylines on here and they are ten times better than what a full room of "writers" come up with in the WWE...insane.

Imagine it’s some dumb shit like Randy saying “it was me all along, I was just listening to the voices in my head”

@critman_critics Dumber. It was Pat McAfee

@Cyber_Quaker @Brinderkins @GriftReport Exactly.

@deathandsaints @Brinderkins @GriftReport The undercover mission happened before the time of the show. It's how she discovered who she was

X-Files legend David Duchovny, 65, stuns fans with a full drag makeover, blonde wig, bright red lipstick, lacy black negligee, sequined mini skirt, stockings and heels. The former Mulder was snapped on the LA set of his own satirical comedy Soapbox, which he co-wrote and stars in alongside Laverne Cox (who wore a suit). He plays an ageing soap opera star caught up in modern culture wars. Duchovny looked in high spirits flashing smiles and adjusting his shades. The internet has gone nuts over seeing Fox Mulder in drag 😂😂

@sheunmicro Or you could both just talk about that stuff in the dating stage. And y'all wonder why things don't work. COMMUNICATE.

As a man, let your fianceé also go for an Ultrasound scan before you marry her, especially if she is slightly fat. It's my piece of advice for you tonight!

Seeing writers try to justify using AI “just to brainstorm” is like watching the death of creativity in real time.

@gothamcityelle But also I just found out what a hyrax is an, your honour, I love them.

every autistic person has that one random animal they feel deeply connected to. mine is a ring tailed lemur

Por cierto, si una chica te dice que te pongas condón y finges que lo has hecho, pero en realidad no lo has hecho, o te lo quitas durante el sexo, eso es violación; no dio su consentimiento para tener sexo sin protección. Se llama sigilo.🤞🏻🤘🏻

@TheMale_Central The other Storm Shadow is better.

Lee Byung-hun

Watching Israel move into Lebanon, seizing land, destroying everything, and imposing ethnic cleansing on Shia Muslims- to the extent that Druse and Christian Lebanese HIDE their Muslim neighbors- is like watching Germany roll into Czechoslovakia in 1939, while the world yawns.

Bruising is still bad too. (Covering that unexpected underboob cos y'all don't get that for free.)

I get tired sitting. SITTING. I can breathe just fine so no, it's not covid, but there's definitely some anemia in their from the pint of blood they took to fix a hematoma.

It's day 11 now since my laparoscopy and my stitches are fine, no pus, no bleeding or anything like that. I'm in less pain and haven't needed anything stronger than over the counter painkillers. The fatigue is a bitch though.

@ShadowBeatz The male G Spot (the prostate) This thing is closer to the clitoris

okay so what's that thing in the ass that feels so good then?

A French journalist in Iran confirms Trump and Israel bombed: • 8 pharmaceutical factories — including a cancer medication facility • 60 pharmacies • Hospitals • One of the oldest medical research institutions in the region These aren’t military targets They’re lifelines

@EssnerBenjamin @Bullman53170100

@deathandsaints @Bullman53170100 Which just goes to prove… Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Nope. If you are complaining about Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury. You are just racist. Like that is one of the best castings in the MCU.