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@KitchenRecipes_ I have this plus a poached egg and avocado, delish

I grew up watching my dad eat this for breakfast every single morning.

@PolitlcsUK @PatrickChristys British national??

🚨 NEW: Omar Majed, 19, has been charged over the bomb hoax at Peter Kay’s gig last night

@Steve69835247 @KieraDiss 100% I said this!

@KieraDiss Arrest them, take them home, give their parents the court summons. Start making the parents pay for their child’s behavior. The best way to deal with unruly children is to financially penalise their parents and watch the sparks fly.

Huge mobs gathered again in BIRMINGHAM yesterday causing absolute chaos throughout the city centre. Police were again called out to disperse the crowds it seems.

@JohnWight1 He still had the knife in his hand you donut.

This is outrageous. The guy is clearly incapacitated on the ground, having rightfully and thankfully been tased, yet two police officers are repeatedly kicking him in the head. Who do they think they are: members of the IDF?

@saniyafatma1278 Freddie

I'm looking for a name for this cat!

@MartinSLewis Chat GPT most days since I’ve had health problems. I start by writing and then turns into chat.

Today's Poll: How often do you usually use a consumer AI site eg Chat GPT, Grok, Claude, Gemini? Which of these is CLOSEST to your situation. PS And let us know in replies whether you usually write to it or chat with it

@TheGreenParty Yeah Zac, they should just go for a Jamaican Woodbine instead eh?

“The idea that MPs can go for a drink and then make decisions on 69 million people’s lives - and not be doing that sober - will seem very strange to the public.” Zack Polanski on Westminster’s drinking culture on Sky News.

@Kristinartz Nicholas Cage

Who's the one actor you cannot stand and refuse to watch any movie with them in it ? Mine is Tom Cruise

@emilybastow_ They tell you to be careful at atm’s in case anybody sees your pin or robs you. Then it goes and charges you £2.50 to withdraw your own money. If that’s not robbery I don’t know what is!!

why would the elderly create a massive queue in the post office just to withdraw twenty quid when there’s a cash point right opposite???? why are we withdrawing cash in the post office omg

@TheBritishIntel AFTER their sentences are complete?? So the tax payer has got to pay for the evil bastards until then.

The Home Office has confirmed it will move to deport the three men convicted of the brutal gang rape on Brighton beach once their sentences are complete. The attackers are Ibrahim Aldgate, 25, Abdulla Ahmadi, 26, and Karin Al-Danasurt, 20. It has also emerged that one of them, Al-Danasurt, fled Egypt for the UK after allegedly committing a murder. Are we finally starting to see a bit of common sense?

@darrengrimes @TiceRichard Pathetic child.

Our Reform UK winner in Cornwall goes to shake the hand of his Green Party opponent, who refuses to do so. The Green Party are the most dangerous party in Britain today, but I would still shake their hand. You know why? You can be wrong and still be human. Performative petulance!

@Heccles94 Maybe cut foreign aid, that’ll do the trick.

We wouldn’t need charities if the rich paid their fair share

@Jenny_1884 Chat gpt has helped me massively. Only in as far as all the questions I need to ask about bp meds, diet etc that docs don’t explain in the short time they have within the appt.

Do you think that in the future GPs will become obsolete as technology will allow people to self diagnose?

@UB1UB2 They just ruin everywhere they go. So tiring.

Footage from Richmond town centre this week - a group of teenagers spraying water guns at pedestrians, with elderly women being targeted. Reported anti-social behaviour like this should be flagged to Met Police 101 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

@benonwine Him indoors is 11yrs younger than me, I’m 65 and he’s 54. I think about when I’m 80 he’ll be 69 which sounds worse. I think about dying before him, I do try not to though.

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious….

@KieraDiss @Deliveroo Just effing boycott the lot of them. Who knows what’s going in your food between pick up and delivery to you anyway? 🤮

Do these guys work for you? @Deliveroo

@SaffronKim @LucyTrims Christ, how much more measured and well thought out do you want? I thought that was an excellent reply.

@LucyTrims Most of that has absolutely nothing to do with St George’s Day.

I grew up in the 1960s/1970s. No one we knew celebrated St George’s Day. Why now?

@carla_denyer Well that comment went down a treat didn’t it Carla. Ffs woman, wake up!!

More cruelty from Labour today, who will send riot police to stop migrants in small boats These are human beings fleeing war and persecution If govt really wants to end dangerous channel crossings, they must open safe and managed routes to the UK bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@LucyTCWife Can we have a whip round to at least pay for a hotel room for her and the baby for while the powers that be sort out some sort of accommodation? Is it possible to open a bank account for her so we can contribute a few quid?

Only a seriously twisted individual would take offence to any of my posts in regards to helping a young vulnerable girl and her baby. I can’t even begin to tell you the latest. I will when I can. But it’s beyond heartbreaking and makes me utterly ashamed of our public services. If you have taken offence to any of my posts regarding this young girl and reported me to probation (someone has) you are a seriously un well and unhappy individual and I actually pity you and the likes. The officer I had today also thinks those that keep reporting me to probation have serious issues too!!! I thank god every day for the amazing people in my life, and am forever grateful for my life being fulfilled with love, laughter and champagne. 😘😘

@luxemiaa Run for the hills! He’s a control freak.

I make 22$ an hour and my partner makes 40$ an hour. We’re both full time. He wants me to move in with him. He wants me to pay for all the groceries and do all the cooking, but also wants me to pay him $400 a month to live in the house he owns. (He’s still paying it off) He keeps saying the money is going to go to his bank account to save for when we “buy a house together” AITA, Or does this feel a bit unfair?