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If Nigeria wins the Afcon tonight, I’d be giving $200 each to two people who like this tweet. Winners would be picked with twitter randomizer Goodluck

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry.

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

I might be higher on the spectrum than I thought

Dame un grrr.

This club stresses me so much

Forca Barca 😮‍💨

Bruh this avatar p is insaneee cause wtf Millions wasted and gone just like that Damn !

That BONFO pr >>>>>>>

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

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WAIT. I tweeted this before Wizkid and Tems came out 😭 mind you I love Wizkid downnnn

Confirmed. Reports (via Rolling Stone) state Justin Bieber secured a $10M+ headline deal for Coachella (both weekends). Wizkid and Tems, as surprise main-stage guests during his set, each got $2M. Davido's full set was reportedly $450K on a side stage. The "Gumbody" (likely Essence remix) cameo boosted their pay.

Sorry. not gonna let you win either. 👋🏾

Arsenal don teach me say when you dey number 1 them go start to hate on you for no reason

you can’t hurt me I support arsenal

@ogheneyxle @noz_zyy Only bad business if he doesn’t go ahead to win it now. He’s gotten all the backing and he has shown that they can do it If they go on to mess up then bye bye

@deawe_st @noz_zyy this isnt year one, this isnt on a tight budget, this isnt with strict oversight. it’ll be bad business

this fake positive crowd only easier to glory hunt btw. they’ll step over the mess at the end of the season and tell you they were right because we won the epl. they’ve been wrong for 5 years now though

@ogheneyxle @noz_zyy I hear you but his performance with the club cannot be the reason for him getting fired rather it’d do the opposite. No world where they fire him if he wins it Yes it has been an emotional rollercoaster and he’s been major in hindering the team’s progress but nahh

@deawe_st @noz_zyy let me paint you a picture , five straight years of “almost” and then you win it and you struggle another five years. is that something you’ll like?

@ogheneyxle @noz_zyy The last 5 years have arguably been the best out of our last 15 Nobody is bigging teta up but please let’s not act like we were prime madrid before him.

@deawe_st @noz_zyy it’s not. idk what you are forgiving but the past five years still happen regardless. we should still sack him or part ways amicably but he doesn’t get to continue here. what are the standards then if he gets to keep his job after so much money, trust and freedom to sign?

@ogheneyxle @noz_zyy 22yrs drought I swear it’s forgiven

@noz_zyy it’s not forgiven, it’s just calm

The most pathetic performance of the season. Outclassed from the first whistle to the last. Bournemouth were better technically, mentally and tactically. You have absolutely embarrassed the fanbase who has stuck by you through years of rubbish once again.