Debilena

@RealBobMortimer hiya Bob would you be willing to come and say hello to somebody who is terminally ill? In Stockton. Just 10 mins?

Not been on twitter for like 10 year but I'm here now to let you all know that Kaitlyn Olsen is the best PHYSICAL comedian we've seen for the last 20 odd year. Not taking questions cos there's no debate. Thanx

Great news. Our Supreme Leader is banning smoking in public areas, that way you can live longer to get stabbed in the street, or even freeze to death when you hit pension age.

@RealBobMortimer are you any better? We are worried about you

@profanityswan how's Bob? We're worried about him

@Starfishbaby202 @JensenAckles @CreationEnt Ah yeah I did see the pic, he looks like a smoker tbh dunno why it's such a big deal

@debilena111 @JensenAckles When J was in Rome and he had a cig in his hand & twitter went crazy. So Adam said it was his. Rob posted a pic photoshopping it out. Then Billy posted a photo with a beer sticker in his hand instead. Guess everyone can poke fun at it EXCEPT @JensenAckles per @CreationEnt

I had a fake cigarette to poke fun at #cigarettegate #creation refused. Took it from me. So I got a hug and @JensenAckles said "we we don't want to break the internet" when I explained they wouldn't let me do it 🙃🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

@NoContextBrits The answer is @RealBobMortimer

Which British celebrity, can we all agree, is a thoroughly nice person?

@NoContextBrits Pamphlet

What is the most beautiful word in the English language?

Prince Andrew and his daughter 🤔

Andrew Tate this, Andrew Tate that. So when do we get to see Jeffrey Epstein’s client list?

Anybody know how Shekar is doing?! #fIJCKNadia #IndianMatchmaking

@IrvineWelsh I'm off to Edinburgh this weekend, I'd love to visit some places mentioned in your books/seen on the films. Can anybody help me out with must see places please?

@stultify_me @Generic_name_ya @DaftLimmy He's great in Hard Candy too

@PenguinUKBooks @IrvineWelsh Can't pick a favourite. Love them all.

Beyond #Trainspotting: as the world limbers up for the first @IrvineWelsh novel in four years, we guide you through his best work 👇 penguin.co.uk/articles/2022/…

Why is Father Ted trending. And why isn’t it trending more often?

@RealBobMortimer hiya Robert. I tweeted before but got no reply. That's OK, you must have been busy down the showbiz centre. However, where you at the Blondie tribute in Stockton back in October? We are still arguing about whether it was you or not. Thank you.

@IvanTheCreator1 Suck my kiss

To whoever listens to RHCP, what’s your favorite song by them?

He's got a pedo tash, mullet, singing in a fake Irish accent and playing karate at the age of 60....but Anthony Kiedis still manages to pull it off! #rhcp #BlackSummer #johnfrusciante

He never disappoints! youtu.be/tPaKA6YW2Go