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Parody account The WORST MMA news account 📈 Daily Misinformation 👍
Katılım Mart 2026
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I refuse to believe that Tai Tuivasa trained more than 30 minutes for this fight.
The UFC needs to make a statement here and cut both fighters. The heavyweight division is complete slop.
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JDM’s coach: “You alright?”
JDM: “I think something popped”
We max betting on CP 👏💰
#UFCPerth
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🚨⚠️The UFC president and CEO Dana “Shalom” White has ⁿᵒᵗ been hurt!
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This will open up so easy for the rest of Merabs career unfortunately.
Idk how he fights without getting this corrected in some way.
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👉🚨The president has claimed negotations with Iran in which Gilbert Burns has heavily participated.
🗣️“I like to see myself as an impartial negotiator and am actively involved in crafting a fair deal” claimed the UFC fighter.
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🗣️“I think it was the key I was missing to win this fight” claimed the athlete
👉“I had trained blindolfed korean knee smashing thoroughly, which proved to be useful”
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@MmaUnderdogz I mean theres no need to go this hard on dana
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Why was I just forced to look at a pedophile rapist mass murderer Israeli slave when I’m just trying to enjoy some hand to hand combat?
#UFC327 x.com/UFConPolymarke…
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⚠️Dana White EXPLODED during Adin Ross’s stream and DENIED the rumours.
🗣️“This is just a straight up lie” he told our reporter
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What do you think about this training method? 🤔👇
Dovy🔌@DovySimuMMA
Jiri Prochazka says he’s added a new training technique Oxygen Advantage sprints he sprints while completely holding his breathe
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Do you believe Islam? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/KiZKXkUQ7W
Championship Rounds@ChampRDS
Islam Makhachev says Ilia Topuria pulled out of their fight and asked for too much money 😳 “I got the call and accepted the fight at the White House. The next day, I was told he asked for an unrealistic purse. The UFC declined, and he pulled out. That’s it nothing more to it. Ilia, stop talking. Every interview you give tells a different story. You pulled out, and you know it.”
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He’s lucky he isn’t a pregnant woman
Happy Punch@HappyPunch
Dude accidentally got into a road rage altercation with Jon Jones 😳💀 “I was almost hit 3 times so I flipped him off. He stopped in the middle of the road, backed up, and came into the same parking lot. I didn't know who it was when I flipped him off.” (via bryanbeltran06/IG)
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