Nick Mancave

After the earthquake, Bloke nearby ran out of his house and blamed the builders at the next house, and the builder replied, “I’m fucking painting a wall”

@John_Attridge You are the last funny person on this platform. You’re the last funny guy on the couch when the rest of the party has left the share house.

Since 2025 I have outsourced all my decisions to AI. I quit my job to work on faster than light travel and converted my wealth into tungsten cubes. I live in a geodesic dome in my parents' backyard. I know this is where I am meant to be

Farrer By-election. In 2025, urban Australians showed the Liberal Party the door. Tonight, regional Australians are doing the same. The campaign they ran in this seat was one of the worst I have ever seen, negative, hopeless, and entirely about what Canberra thinks. No hope. It reinforced everything voters have come to despise about this party. One Nation is clearly now the preferred party of small town Australia. Labor the preferred party of big city Australia. Bread crumbs left for what is left of Menzies’ party and yes, the Nationals.

Cruising down the street on my skateboard. 🎵

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I fail to see the point of a "book club". Once I have made a universally valid judgement about a book's aesthetic merit, there is nothing left to discuss

Why @JohnCleese is master of physical comedy and why this scene is such a brilliant piece of comedy.

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Carl Marx. Communist manifesto. Wikipedia.

Made the substack rising in Film and TV list. This is up there with my under ten’s coaches award for Bulleen Football Club

Being next to @SheaSerrano on any list is my own version of King Ralph. I am a literary slob who has somehow ascended to royalty.

@TheStingisBack @HeerJeet @zmkc @RubenThurairaj @Creamofthe1960s @Lady_Bexy

@FAWLTYTOWERS_ @BestOfUKComedy @rcscribbler @fauxbeatpoet @batcountry1980 @DylanoA4 @KeithMillsD7 @arealmofwonder @Drangula

Reading a book and shaking my head to show that its author is problematic or worse

EXCLUSIVE! I’ve been sent the whiteboard of an unnamed media organisation where they are dissecting the strengths and weaknesses of their competitors.

@InvertTheWing Top trend when I opened twitter

I have deleted my previous tweet saying if Tottenham don't get relegated, I will put De Zerbi as my profile picture. People brought it to my attention that it may put extra pressure on the clubs and players. Which I do not want. I will make a decision at the end of the season. Focus on Villa for now.

@JakeNiallTHEAGE @AFL @Adelaide_FC @PAFC @HawthornFC @GeelongCats No it’s an absolute beat up. How many of the games have had actual stakes, eg finals, grand finals? It’s just a parochial Adelaide thing for fans of two grossly under performing teams to get excited about.

Question for fans @AFL clubs, is the Showdown @Adelaide_FC v @PAFC the premier contemporary rivalry - given drama delivered (again) ? Is it higher stakes (flags, finals)@HawthornFC v @GeelongCats, Carlton v Collingwood for history (like England & France)? Or another? #AFLShowdown