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@kunle_pata How did you protect yourself against fake notes? I'm curious to know.

During my SIWES at GTBank, I handled between ₦70m–₦100m daily. At some point, I could hand you 100 pieces of ₦500 or ₦1,000 notes without counting, and it would still be correct. Even today, I can still guess right most times. There’s something about consistency and precision… they go hand in hand.

@General_Somto Buh he didn't say any currency. He just said 1.2 million.

“I Lost $1.2 Million To Hackers On One Of My Apps. I Caught One Of The Hackers, And Instead Of Handing Him Over To The Police, I Employed Him To Work For Me.”- Blord

@Ugochukwu96_ This guyyy. I talk am say I know this face. From hall E to Eziobodo.

When I was in FUTO and I was repairing laptops. One girl told me to come to her lodge and repair her laptop. I reached her lodge and she and her roommate were only wearing pants and they told me to come inside. Naso I stay for door repair the laptop 😂. I no gree enter 😂😂

@ejykmykel1 I can't speak for others, buh you see NNPC, it wasn't done in secret. I don't think I have seen a recruitment process as smooth as NNPC's last recruitment. So organised. E pain me say I no make am, buh bruh, I will give it to them.

NNPC Recruitment=Secret FIRS Recruitment=Secret CBN Recruitment=Secret NPF Recruitment=Public Nigeria military service Public. Nigerian youths don't let's this so called VIPs deceive you, always demand for your rights. Let's them Recruit their son's and daughter's in public recruitment stated above.

@Tunnykvng Baba slide enter my dm.

Offside, but I need a video of what Garnacho just did to Kounde 😭

@Wizarab10 Abuja people, book me for gigs. I be DJ abeg. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

It's that time of the year again 😊 Men, look at the tweet below. Name one thing you want someone to do for you. Men that have, pick someone from the comment and bless their day. On this International Men's Day, be a blessing to another man. Let's go 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@AdesolaBlessin9 @piggyvest I made a withdrawal over 16hours from my flex naira to my bank account. It is yet to reflect in my account.

Guess the department?👀

@piggyvest I made a withdrawal over 16hours from my flex naira to my bank account. It is yet to reflect in my account.

“Involve meee” You wey don safelock funds till June 2026

@OurFavOnlineDoc All I can say is ego di mma.

Let me tell you an interesting story. A former American vice president died yesterday. His name was Dick Cheney. But his death is not the reason for this post. The reason for this post is to show the wonders of medical science and medical advancement. Cheney lived to 84 years old before eventually dying. He had so many heart problems and heart attacks. First heart attack at age 37, He had his third heart attack by 47, That makes it 3 heart attacks within 10years. He had a major heart surgery called a quadruple bypass surgery, Even after that surgery, He had another heart attack making it his 4th heart attack by 50years old, He developed severe heart failure requiring a defibrillator at 60years old, He had a surgical repair of abnormal arterial blood vessel problems (called aneurysms) in both legs at 64years old, Eventually his heart totally failed and he got a Heart Transplant at 71years. And he still lived another 13years to before finally dying at 84years old yesterday. In total, he had about 5heart attacks in his lifetime. Not many human beings are this lucky. If you have a heart attack in Nigeria, you are more than 90% certain of death. Now you see why Nigerian politicians travel abroad for medical care while leaving the average Nigerian to die in hospitals that are underequipped while being treated by doctors that are underpaid and overworked. Good healthcare is almost always the singular difference between life and death, and between a short life and a long life.

@mrbayoa1 I'm a year older today. Chief, I couldn't see at night. I was just questioning my essence in this life. More like bro, you're getting old ooo, how far? Na the life be this? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Do you remember when you were a kid, those nights your father rarely laughed, sitting inside or outside alone, quietly, without saying a word, and you thought he was too strict or boring? You’re a man now, and you understand he was thinking about the dreams he couldn’t achieve, the choices he couldn’t correct, the bills piling up, school fees, rent, feeding, upkeep, emergency funds, and more. Men, let’s help each other more if you have the capacity 🙏🙏🙏

@onlyonenoni @_vicmory_ @dammiedammie35 Did you see the "for me" in his statement?🙄🙄🙄

@_vicmory_ @dammiedammie35 If his best movie wasn’t prison break then why are you calling him by his name in prison break?

Do you know who this is ?😅

@bsleeves007 @SirJarus In the land of the blind, a one eyed man is king.

@SirJarus Okocha that is a cult hero in EPL history.. Played for a team not expected to win titles and still made his mark in the league..

Call any non-Nigerian EPL analyst or even ex footballer who have watched or played in EPL to list all-time EPL greats, JJ will come before Mikel. JJ’s achievements in EPL? - Nominated for EPL Player of Season for 2004. That is, best 6 individual players in the EPL for 2003/2004 season. Best 6. - Won EPL Player of the Month, Nov 2003 These are league-wide awards/achievements, not even club awards like player of the season, all-time club greatest, goal of the season, multiple man of the match etc which JJ individually won in Bolton. Now, tell me what individual achievement Mikel achieved in the EPL?

@orukusuku @MheedayAce @SirJarus @tfk_gawat Afcon what? 😒😒😒

@MheedayAce @SirJarus @tfk_gawat AFCON and BBC African Footballer of the Year?

@Babasridonpapa @SirJarus How Osaze made your list, but Mikel didn't amazes me. I had to look at the topic again. Top5 greatest Nigerian players in EPL history, No Mikel.. lol.

@SirJarus If we are going to consider their impact in their various teams, I will rank them like this: 1. JJ Okocha 2. Yaks 3. Kanu 4. Yobo 5. Odemwingie Mikel could have been there (trophies wise), but he was a spare tyre for the team for the most seasons he was at Chelsea.

Top 5 Greatest Nigerian Players in EPL History 1. Okocha 2. Yaks 3. Kanu 4. Mikel 5. Odemwingie I know many people will disagree with JJ coming first given that he played for a lowly Bolton and he played in EPL for only 4 seasons, but trust me, in any ranking of all-time EPL greats, JJ is most likely to be the highest ranked Nigerian player. I can accept variation in the order (or even exclusion) for others.

@UnkleAyo First of all, before we begin. Wow!!!!!!

How did Edo State end up with this retarded centipede as a Governor? Every single 'governance' effort he is pretending to assume - he sees it as a favor from Bola. Now demanding cmmissioners to compulsory wear the ♾️ cap. Goodness. What is this?

@TomisinWhyte 8

Pick a number between 1 and 50 👀

@Treazyblaq If you are good with maths, you are Chike Obi. You sabi play football, you be Kanu Nwankwo.

@DanielOEze @abdullahayofel *Inter milan

Another propaganda against Peter Obi. AC Milan paid for Kanu's corrective heart surgery not Tinubu. His surgery was done in Cleveland, USA in 1996. Kanu was already a multi millionaire in dollars at the time and never asked anyone for help. Peter Obi isn't the only rich Nigerian alive. All these attacks against him is because he is clearly and easily the best presidential material to take over the reins of power in 2027. If Obi is not contesting for the presidency, you lots would have been singing his praises as before. Smh

"Peter Obi Refused to Help Kanu Nwankwo’s Heart Surgery, Tinubu Stepped In – John CDO Alleges" Gospel music crusader and business mogul, John CDO Ikeotuoye, has alleged that former Anambra State governor, Peter Obi, once turned down football legend Kanu Nwankwo when he sought financial help for his heart surgery. Speaking on the Talk True Podcast, John claimed that Obi bluntly told Kanu he would not spend his money on such a cause. According to him, after Obi’s refusal, Kanu turned to former Lagos State governor, Bola Tinubu, who allegedly provided the funds that enabled the Nigerian football icon to undergo the life-saving operation. John further argued that Obi’s present-day donations to hospitals are not genuine acts of philanthropy but rather politically motivated moves aimed at boosting his presidential ambition. In his words: "When Kanu Nwankwo had a heart problem, Peter Obi was one of the first people Kanu approached to pay for his surgery. Peter Obi told him that that is not what he will use his money for. Kanu then came to Lagos State to meet Bola Tinubu, a Yoruba man, and Tinubu paid for his surgery."

@X_smooth0 @avstudiosng That's not a gaming chair. 😅😅

N3m can’t get this in Nigeria today. I really pity those that are just starting life. Work hard and work smart oo. Everything is expensive now. 5k per flyer won’t save you 😢