Campanulla Fae 🪴🌌🍁

@coffindwellers "and enabler? no, you misheard, I said disabler" *jumps on you and bites you*

i actually can’t believe everyone’s calling pomni an ‘i can fix him’ enabler of jax’s behaviour when she literally beats the shit out of him and makes him want to kill himself the second he tried to idgaf his way out of an uncomfortable conversation

I love you Sneaky Dan Howell. He kept pushing Phil to tell us about the jacket incident. He knew EXACTLY what we were gonna do. He basically told us to rally the troops without saying anything. Nobody disrespects Phil infront of The Leader of the Phannies and gets away with it

@awawawhoami Damn that's some good timeloop strats. Maybe I'll try that next time

im really good at timeloops, i keep getting out of them before they loop even once

May I offer my humble version

there is no headline in 2026 that can surprise me anymore

Keep your campfire shit consistent because I am channeling Christopher Tolkien

@babylqt @HollowTired ooooh that's cool!

@deepcoraldragon @HollowTired the last note of sister of the void is also the first note for the main menu track, making a cool transition between them

How the fuck did I never realize this I feel stupid

Last night, Israeli forces intercepted and boarded a humanitarian aid flotilla bound for Gaza in international waters off the coast of Greece — unlawfully detaining more than 175 people, including several New Yorkers. My team has been in direct contact with State and Federal partners as we work to confirm the whereabouts and conditions of these New Yorkers. This is a brazen violation of international law. Those detained must be released.

“Why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? It won't hurt him.” Nabokov to his New Yorker editor.

@minatopegger @sstaticmiku @MikMoony not at that point in the story but there is a queerplatonic relationship also happening!

@sstaticmiku @deepcoraldragon @MikMoony Maybe its a poly relationship

“fanfic tropes are overused” don’t careeee HOLY SHIT THERE’S ONLY ONE BED???

@sstaticmiku @MikMoony so "there was only one bed" but with extra steps and a friend waggling his eyebrows at them from the other room

@sstaticmiku @MikMoony It's more like character A expects the other two to share since they're close friends (a qpr) but then there just so happens to be a magical incompatibility thing going on, and so he simply has no other option but to share with one of them

it’s giving

I read this as "little bullshit" and i was like whta did he even do is he that horrible. Thats a baby

“you look tired” yeah well the enemies didn’t become lovers until 3am

@wynterfalcon Barely conscious, seriously lost in the sauce and arguing with a robot. From the first chapter I knew I was gonna like PHM

they’re actually so goofy

@nikicaga that'd be the common sense kicking in

"I am unsettled by the massive apex predator" yeah you're supposed to be

@Drycanister Excellent example of how Caine cares more about his adventures being liked that he cares about the cast being happy

Just realized Caine didn’t even properly introduce himself to Ragatha. He just went “WOW, A NEW ONE!” and dipped to go make some ideas She wasn’t lying when she calls him out for never making them feel at home