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Steve Harvey: Name something that shoots out your penis Me: Hmm I’m gonna say cum, Steve Steve Harvey: What’s wrong with you?

Honored to accept honorary Albanian citizenship, not just as a personal distinction, but as a reflection of the deep and lasting bond between New York City and the Albanian people. NYC is home to one of the strongest Albanian communities in America, hardworking, proud, and deeply rooted in our city. I accept this honor on their behalf and in recognition of the shared values that connect us: family, resilience, entrepreneurship, and a commitment to community. Thank you to @ediramaal, @BajramBegajAL, and the people of Albania for this meaningful recognition. New York is the global capital, and this only strengthens the bridge between our communities.

Norm Powell highlights with Norm Macdonald's moth joke playing over them

First date idea: We split a bottle of Russillo and watch Wizards vs Jazz

@BBCNews beast mode

Boss repeatedly shouted 'potato' at Irish employee bbc.in/4rZjPrZ

@_Deez_Games @SkySportsNews You'd be ecstatic if coventry weren't top of the table dont lie.

@SkySportsNews Completely fucking disgraceful 100 years of tradition killed for more money Underlying suspicion that they've done this in a desperate attempt to get the 2 rotten to the core hollywood clubs into the PL as soon as possible Scumbags.

BREAKING: The EFL Championship play offs will be changed from four to six teams from the start of next season 🚨

The gap between the media/internet and real life couldn’t be wider.

Some little fuckers walking around asking for $100 to shovel my driveway. I told them to eat the corn out of my shit. I’ll shovel my own driveway while rocking out to Van Halen, or die trying. I’m all man, you mother fuckers.

selvik and abankwah disasterclass jfc

Stephen Mfuni vs Derby County - Championship 90 minutes played

21 year old Wisconsinite raised on Kwik Trip groceries doing things that have never been before

You know who should have been skiing in place of the injured Lindsey Vonn? A fellow named Colin Kaepernick.

Do you know who the other packers pro bowler is? Yeah I’d be hanging out with the janitor and the window clearer before him Can’t blame Micah at all

@WatfordFC The most predictable thing of all time. Get ready for ice to magically appear on the pitch after this has been resolved.

Kick-off has been delayed due to a hole in one of the nets...

(2-7) overall record and (0-6) in conference, and they are worried about ICE!!! You gotta be shitting me!! Hit the weights, fellas!!!

commenting “kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿” under random posts for no reason

Aaaaaand my bitch wife’s right behind me isn’t she

Look at that swag