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@SP_EnergyPeople trying to log in to the app and it keeps going back to this screen.

@Artemisfornow @Dr_MatthewSwann …no one else is buying them cos they’re hideous, so it’s a way of getting them out there.

Why is a brand new showroom £60,000 Ford Capri available on the taxpayer funded motability scheme? Taking the piss out of hard working taxpayers looks like this 🤡

@JamesPGoddard90 This one..? youtu.be/Ll-CZO9xbDI?si…

‼️SHIA ISLAMIC DOOMSDAY CULT RAIDED BY POLICE IN CHESHIRE ☪️500 police officers have today raided the Islamic sect operating out of a heavily guarded former orphanage in Cheshire following allegations of rape, modern slavery and forced marriage. ☪️They are understood to have arrested several suspects of multiple nationalities, while more than 50 children who were being home-schooled there are being looked after by partner agencies. ☪️All of the alleged offences involve one victim, a woman, when she was a member of the group in 2023.  🎙️The fact we have Islamic cults operating in Britain shows how far we have fallen!

@AutoInfatuation How about this? facebook.com/share/18MgkGyw…

What should be my last clean of the Jaguar X-Type 3.0 AWD, the chap who’s put a deposit down on it has a train booked for tomorrow to collect. Really do need to make a decision on what I’m buying next 😬🤷‍♂️

@Carsofglasgow1 PTSD?

Throwback shot of my BMW 116i and a friends BMW 530i

@Keir_Starmer @houghtonc79 Meanwhile in April 2026..

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak have broken the law and repeatedly lied to the British public. They must both resign. The Conservatives are totally unfit to govern. Britain deserves better.

@gravychiick 150mg sertraline makes me want to go… though I never actually get there 😏

right I’m on sertraline but what the hell sort of drug do I have to take to make me actually want to go to the gym at 6am

@thealexbear Looks like it could pass for a ministerial motor.

So our l322 is still great but its on 165k...it was time to think about changing for something fresher. Toyed over an ev etron or some other sensible options. We decided on this 1 owner 44k mile 5.0 supercharged range rover sport. No tints and small wheels! Its superb

@bushontheradio Alf Hookham Up The Shitter

What's the best PUB QUIZ TEAM NAME you've ever heard?

@ListerLawrence Tweet placement.

Nope. I’ve no idea either. It’s a… X… pang? X Peng? X Pong?

@Footballviewpoi @PhoenixNightsNC Have you tried hoooman shit?

‘I’ve tried everything! I’ve tried swarfega, soap and water, everything they’ve got….it won’t come off’ ‘Have you tried bleach?! Acid…battery acid, that’s a good remover ‘Everything, nothing, it won’t come off….ive told ya…I’ve been scrubbing for ages….’ @PhoenixNightsNC

@MttRbnsn Looks nice in black!

Arrived at lovely Matfen Hall, up near the English-Scottish border, this evening ahead of driving the updated #Polestar 3 #EV tomorrow. There's a driving impressions embargo in place, though, until Monday next week. So pics only, here.

@KeruboSk What a heap of shit story.

PART TWO I didn’t move at first. The knock wasn’t random, it felt it was meant for me. Slow, precise, right where I stood. When I looked up, he was already there. His face pressed too close to the glass, warped slightly. His eyes locked onto mine like he’d been waiting. Then he smiled, wrong, unnatural. “You weren’t supposed to get involved,” he said, like his voice was inside the room. I froze. My body wouldn’t respond. I tried to scream, but nothing came out. Behind me, the bed creaked. “You turned it back on,” my boyfriend said, calm… too calm. I couldn’t turn around. The man outside kept smiling. “If you see me, it’s already too late.” In the reflection, I saw it, my boyfriend wasn’t in bed anymore. He was standing right behind me, closer than he should’ve been, his hand lifting toward the window… toward him. “You weren’t supposed to answer,” my boyfriend whispered. My phone buzzed. A new message. “Now she knows.” I woke up sweating, gasping for air alone in my bed and realized it was just a dream. Just a dream!

My boyfriend started putting his phone on airplane mode every night at exactly 10:17pm At first, I thought it was a productivity thing. He said he wanted better sleep, fewer distractions. It sounded healthy. Mature, even. But then I noticed something strange. It didn’t matter what we were doing.. watching a movie, mid-conversation, even in the middle of laughing.. at 10:17, he’d pause everything, pick up his phone, and turn it off. No explanation. No flexibility. Last night, I asked him why that specific time. He hesitated. Then said, “It just works for me.” But later, when he fell asleep, I turned his phone back on. And the first notification that came through made my stomach drop.

@bootlegger1974 @AdamDandy dafuq?

@AdamDandy 👏👏👏👏need to remember the ones flleecing us sonwe cannall return tge favor amd give em awode birth pal

@gsmales I saw this on Facebook the other day 🤣

LinkedIn provided this rather depressing picture over the weekend - a lady part-exchanging her immaculate, one-owner, 46k mile Ford Puma Millennium, which is appreciating in value, for a new Ford Puma e-Gen, which is doing the opposite. #Ford #ClassicCars #2000s

@NissanUK do you know if any dealers have the new X-Trail in the showrooms?

@AskVirginMoney Yes it’s a credit card.

@defor_dog Hi Gregg, thanks for the mention today. We're sorry you're having trouble paying the amount of 55p, but let me offer some suggestions to help you get this sorted. First though, can I ask, is it a Credit Card you hold with us? ^ME

@AskVirginMoney apparently I owe 55p… trying to pay it but your system won’t allow it because it’s less than £1.00

@BROKENBRITAIN0 I hope the hearse is a red Citroen Picasso.

🚨 Reports circulating this morning suggest British viral legend, Ronnie Pickering, has died 🇬🇧 Ronnie went viral when his heated road rage exchange with a biker was posted to the internet and people found it hilarious. “Do you know who I am?! I’m Ronnie Pickering!”

@virginmedia sent new Hub 5 yesterday. Struggled to reinstall all Tapo, SmartLife & Alexa stuff. Today VM app saying hub connection lost. Won’t reconnect, won’t troubleshoot. Heap of junk.