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I grew up playing I Spy w my little eye, trust me ik how to peep some sht.

Turned 30 and finally found my calling to join a gang. My big homie is 14 with a switch but he treats me good & sends me on store runs

@JosiahTimp Meanwhile my main got one at lvl 500+ lol.

My Smurf is level 16 and I just unlocked an heirloom 😂😂

HOLY SHIT THE STROKES????

The reason u want it is because u are meant to have it

“We are not separated from the divine; we are only separated from perceiving it.” — Plotinus

Every version of you was necessary. Even the ones you are ashamed of.

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

Ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂😅

How it feels being told you smell good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Me: *Saves game and goes to quit* Game: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT? ALL UNSAVED PROGRESS WILL BE LOST! Me:

Bilinen gezegenler arasında, Dünya ağaçlara sahip olan tek yerdir. Bu nedenle, kozmik ölçekte, odunun elmaslardan bile daha nadir olabileceği belirtiliyor. Aslında evrendeki en büyük lüks, her gün yanından geçip gittiğimiz ağaçlarımızdır.

Yo viendo a una persona random estacionarse frente a mi casa.

U too young if u don’t know why we as the human race are beefin w stingrays😭💀

Whoever made Billy & Mandy had to be high af. How tf the Grim Reaper Jamaican

Shit blows my mind how you can have a masters and be incompetent lmao. Like how’d you make it that far?!??

nobody: me to a bag of ice:

Quando Deus no meio do dia dá um sinal que cuida de mim

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.