Teh
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with their South African foreheads

zahhhhh@eunjinxna
Thuso playing a Yoruba maji, Masali playing an English Scottish lady, Ama playing a Congolese fighter. My international girlies
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@ShamsCharania @NoChillGilZero tried to tell em😂😂😂 it’s gonna be a legendary episode
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@FrankEra_ @ESPNBrasil Nice one but thankfully bruno said he’s staying here for many years couple of months ago
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🚨🇧🇷 | Casemiro has really been PUSHING behind the scenes for #MUFC to sign Bruno Guimaraes.
[@ESPNBrasil]

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@goodbadftblpod Smh, this guy used to be so so good, now he just chats shit about his own club, sad
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I have a confession.
Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.
They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.
And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album.
They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot.
The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part.
The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that.
The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia.
Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances.
I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.
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@siphiweshabba @KaizerChiefs I scooped atleast 2 foreign baddies who thought I was Siphiwe Tshabalala that year no 🧢 I just said “yup, whagwaan”
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I have 100+ G/A for @KaizerChiefs ✌🏿
89 caps for Bafana 🇿🇦
12 Goals
Top goalscorer for Free State Stars on my maiden season
European move 🇹🇷 at 33
World Cup 🌍
1 Goal
1 assist
1 pre- assist
And and and….
Over to you sir 👂🏾
Sifiso Sibiya@_SifisoSibiya
@siphiweshabba That fluke goal is the best thing that ever happened to your mediocre career
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