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@auspost thank u to my local postie for leaving a card instead of my parcel at the door. you didn’t even knock but thanks to you I have to wait until 3pm and go out of my way to the post office 😊

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@MannyMua733 can’t wait to see this months savagely straight forward unboxing xx

@auspost why is your postal service so damn slow at the moment

u dumbasses I was taking the piss

I love @matchworksau it’s the place for me

Him: what kind of dancing do you do Me: oh you know, just the kind where you do flips and roll around on the floor and stuff #poledancerproblems

@Aus_Hearing @Aus_Hearing just wanna let u know that your services traumatised me as a child and I still have flashbacks. don’t bother calling me again asking me to come to an appointment and that you’re ‘here to help’ because you don’t help anyone

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@auspost ur postal service is shit and is the reason I am depressed