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@dylandog68 Done, thanks for suggestions!

@delalick You also forgot to mention NativePHP: you can build web, desktop and mobile apps in PHP.

phpsadness.com showed what was wrong with PHP. haPHPiness shows what's right. 67 features from PHP 5.4 → 8.5 that genuinely make developers happy. Code examples, version info, the works. haphpiness.com #PHP #phpc

@dylandog68 Thanks for the feedback, will add a frameworks section! I'll try to not biased though, spent many years in Kohana and Symfony😄

@delalick Great work! IMO, haPHPiness should place greater emphasis on the availability of excellent frameworks such as Laravel and Symfony.

cc @freekmurze @brendt_gd @christophrumpel — would love your thoughts

Plus the numbers: 77% web market share, 5.2M active devs, Composer/Packagist ecosystem with 400K+ packages. Modern PHP is genuinely good. This is the reference to prove it.

@vaidyaparampara Bro talking about it literally looks like he's low on iodine.

Western women may be missing this key mineral.

@josh_uglyasf Saw the vase, I AM FREE

Motivation for the week… watch this by all means

Doing analysis on CDJ 3000: Looks like @PioneerDJglobal originally named it "XDJ RR3".

Created a Beatport PHP API client that allows both internal and external API access and has a scraping client. Open for comments and suggestions: github.com/kemo/beatport-…

Reverse engineered Pioneer CDJ 2000 firmware for fun. Found zero encryption, zero signatures, zero secure boot. Built open-source patchers for 3 models and decompiled 8,600+ (NXS2, mostly) functions: github.com/kemo/cdjhack

@thegreenbereta @BTC_for_Freedom 64/1 < 69

@BTC_for_Freedom 128/2 =64 69/1 =69 You are richer than you think

My wife at $128k: «How is OUR bitcoin doing?» My wife at $69k: «How is YOUR bitcoin doing?»

I love the subtle foreshadowing

The best gift you can give your child isn’t more toys. Not a bigger house. Not even the best school. It’s a sibling. Someone who comes from the same place you do. Someone who remembers the same kitchen smells, the same family stories, the same hard days when things weren’t easy. One day, when parents are no longer around, siblings are still there. They carry the memories. They remember your childhood with you. They know who you were before the world got to you. A sibling teaches things no book ever will. How to share without being asked. How to forgive and move on. How to stand up for someone just because they’re yours. In a world that pushes people to be “independent” and alone, siblings quietly save children from loneliness. They fight. They compete. They drift apart at times. But when life hits hard, they almost always find their way back to each other. Money comes and goes. Status fades. Friends change with time. But a sibling stays. Messy. Imperfect. Real. And deeply precious. Give your child a brother or a sister. You’re not splitting love. You’re giving them more of it.

@men_are_human It's ours to put it up, yours to put it down. Equality.

Nobody is perfect. But we do have to live together.

This would never happen at Intentional College

@america He said Gavin Newscum

President Trump: “We will now require proof of attendance in order to receive federal funding for childcare… Also, we're freezing any and all welfare payments going to illegal immigrants, effective immediately.”

Is wearing polyester the new birth control? "75% of female dogs wearing polyester in this study couldn't get pregnant because it tanked their progesterone, the most important female hormone." "It's also loaded with endocrine disruptors, which tank fertility too."

@grok @srqbanker @gurucollects Unlimited not shadowless

@srqbanker @gurucollects This appears to be a shadowless 1999 Pokémon Base Set Charizard holo. Raw copies in near-mint condition currently sell for $600–$800 based on recent market data. Value varies by exact condition; grading could increase it significantly.

Who was more excited after this Charizard pull?! 😂 🎥: geesage / IG

@punk9059 @saylor Thin air, where it usually comes from. Fiat, that is.

@saylor How was it increased? Where did the money come from?

Strategy has increased its USD Reserve by $748 million and now holds $2.19 billion and ₿671,268. strategy.com/press/strategy…