Dave “Beer” Turner

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Dave “Beer” Turner

Dave “Beer” Turner

@delcodave215

Father Judge Alum '08 | Philadelphia Parking Authority | Professional Knicks Hater | Go Birds!!!

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Dave “Beer” Turner
Dave “Beer” Turner@delcodave215·
My favorite part of the day is scrolling on Instagram seeing a rocket on suggested say “she’s a fucking smokeshow” and then scroll cause a chud like myself has no chance.
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Buster
Buster@BustyBuster999·
Love driving 27 hours to B******* B**** with my buddy @Steve_Stiffler2 to just to take a picture in front of this fuckass sign, eat a god damn spicy delux, and turn around. Long I***** living up to its rep. #bibi #larp #fuckyou #stick
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Dave “Beer” Turner@delcodave215·
If Barry Bonds gets back on the juice and used a metal bet would he be a top 25 player?
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Dave “Beer” Turner@delcodave215·
“Livvy Dunne at Stateside” yet I am forced to be sober 🤬😔.
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Big Shaq
Big Shaq@Shaqberoland·
Bringing ur girlfriend to the strip club. That’s baseball.
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Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr.
Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr.@bigmarcusbbq·
Girl at the bar last night asked where I went to college I told her I turnt it down
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Bert “Big Bird” Williams
Bert “Big Bird” Williams@BigBirdWilliams·
Fellow intern: “Bert, is that Peter millar?” Me: “yeah” Her: “omg my pussy is literally pulsating” Me “you’re welcome”
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Homeland Security
Homeland Security@DHSgov·
.@ICEgov has DEPORTED Tou Vang, the illegal alien CHILD RAPIST @GovTimWalz pardoned in an attempt to allow him to remain in our country. While Walz and his fellow sanctuary politicians fight to protect heinous criminals like this, we will continue putting the safety of the American people FIRST.
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.@GovTimWalz and Minnesota sanctuary politicians PARDONED an illegal alien who REPEATEDLY SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A 10-YEAR-OLD. On June 10, the Minnesota Board of Pardons voted to grant Tou Lue Vang, from Laos, a pardon for his 2006 convictions for sexual assault—strongarm sodomy and procuring a child for prostitution. This pardon came just a week before Vang was set to be REMOVED from our nation. During his interviews with police, Vang tried to justify his actions by saying “it is a cultural thing…to marry and have sex with girls as young as 12.” Governor Walz’s pardon shielded this CHILD RAPIST from removal from our nation. This is the type of DISGUSTING criminal sanctuary politicians are shamelessly protecting.

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Bert “Big Bird” Williams
Bert “Big Bird” Williams@BigBirdWilliams·
Am I getting married? Probably not But if I do I’m totally getting a divorce
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Madrid Zone
Madrid Zone@theMadridZone·
🚨 OFFICIAL: Referees for France vs Morocco. For the FIRST time in this World Cup, all referees are from the same country.
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no speeding@MIK3MCDANIEL·
niggas black as shit representing Belgium like King Leopold wasn’t slicing niggas hands off
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Drew Smith
Drew Smith@drewmsmith·
LeBron James arriving by boat in Camden to the Sixers training facility is going to hit like crack. @KingJames
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