delfactoid

In the Name of God The official X account of the Persian Gulf Strait Authority (#PGSA) is now live. Follow us for real‑time updates on the #Hormuz_Strait operations and latest developments.

@DirteeeMartini Careful now.

My special C-Meter detecting council tax skiving/fraud is detecting NULL on the C scale. Advise you to contract my expert services next time @DanNeidle

An early Vance prototype can be seen exhibited here. No one knows what happened to them after austerity cuts forced the closure of the program.

Indomitable

@tolecrien Who is the sun's true rival?

I get so irritated when the moon is presented as a rival to the sun. The sun doesn't even know who you are lil bro

First minister spent election night win at Premier Inn after forgetting his keys bbc.in/4wD7615

@_night_brain__ 50-50, either he does or he doesn't.

slept to this last night and had the best dream ever

@_night_brain__ The Anabasis of Alexander specifically the books concerning his return from India.

Discourse inspired me to re-read Odyssey and Iliad (Wilson). Anyone got any other epics they like while I'm at it

@devarbol Every crisis is an opportunity to consolidate farm ownership

@_night_brain__ Large consumption of fermented gannet young.

We need more social scientists examining the inherent superiority of the Scot, his habits and attitudes, the nature of Celtic Democracy and so on

@GroovySciFi People have children on less. This issue simply is that Children do not have enough features nor a killer app.

Italians will only have children if they can afford private tutoring, family vacations, sports, etc. Failure to provide these results in judgement from extd family That's not happening on the median Italian wage (~€1.5k/month), let alone the median Sardinian wage (~€1k/month)

@PippaCrerar My question is how is he so good at this

Keir Starmer begins to set out “next steps” to shore up his leadership after election routing. - he appoints Harriet Harman as adviser on women and girls to accelerate plans to eradicate structural misogyny. But I’m told *not* to expect a ministerial reshuffle this weekend. - Gordon Brown has arrived in Downing Street for talks with Starmer - unclear why but PM’s allies have been seeking advice re political strategy. - Starmer writes in Guardian that his response to elections “doesn’t mean tacking right or left” - many of his MPs want him to do latter after they haemorrhaged votes to Greens, opening more seats to Reform. More to come…

@gracecthdralprk It will be fine, it's the rest of the world that won't be.

Gentlemen, we are sleeping atop a Camembert burger that explodes when you take a bite

@bloomstoom Birdwatchers caused this. I regret supporting this deadly hobby.

@shguke I will be holding onto the potash until 'full liquidation'.

@delfactoid ahahaha hook me with some of that potash mate

With the downsizing and restructuring of DelCorp due to prevailing 'market conditions' if you want Laotian instant coffee now is your chance. Contact me at 1234 Potash blvd.

@bloomstoom Save some bauxite for me please 🥺

@TiborPNagyJr Lol

One of my greatest regrets from my time as US AsstSecState for Africa was advocating for US to support Tshisekedi as winner of Congo's 2018 election. I thought he would really be different and advance the Congolese people's interests. How wrong I was! africanews.com/2026/05/07/drc…

@Strange_Animals What a strange and magnificent creature.

A male royal flycatcher - what a magnificent bird! (Video: Stefano Ianiro)