ev.

my little pup wearing a remote controlled vibrator during our dinner date and having to turn it on right before asking her what she would like to eat in front of the waiter. “what’s wrong, darling? can’t seem to decide?” teasingly asking her while she squirms trying to hide it.

pressing on my full bladder while i’m horny holy fuck omg

i love being a brat so much it’s just so much fun seeing their faces change into something dark when i start acting up

being snippy with your owner all day, pushing every button you can muster until it’s the end of the night and one final remark gets to them. a deep breath and a low, “oh, yeah?” is the only response given while they unbuckle their belt, laughing at you. not so bratty now, hm?

i would love to brat and tease but the second i get a stern look, the eye contact alone makes my knees all weak and i feel like a little prey animal

Half braindead just grinding away on him due to muscle memory, unable to process the words he's saying to you, nor your surroundings. Drooling broken toy with a thousand-yard stare.

foreplay but its just me pissing you off so you can take out your anger on me

Going to pull out my training clicker every time I play with my little puppy. In your big adult brain you say to yourself you're just playing along when you get excited every time I *click click*. It's not really effecting you though, right? 1/2

“thank you” while being beaten

RT @phantomfaiiry:

head so fuzzy and ditzy

i hate being needy and desperate

bein called a pet name that he’s used durin playtime so whenevr he uses it outside of playtime u gets super fuzzy … ◉ _ ◉

Broken doll, mascara running, repeating sorry like it means something. It doesn't.

doesn’t mean I’m not gonna be bratty about it the entire time tho

mocking sympathy is so hot

i need to pee so bad but my beds so cozy and oh i hope nobody presses down on my bladder

@gorbld pft, me?? i’m fully trained.

@gorbld how to unlike a tweet

not even half an hour later she’s changed her mind quickly…i wonder what happened…<3

trying to convince me that you own me and you can’t even handle a little attitude? pathetic <3