Nik Delo

@Daily_MailUS Brown eye? We already know it’s there

Scientists discover a third eye hidden in the human body and the reason it's there

@JeebsTX 😂😂NE Ohio!!

@delo_nik Where do you live, bro? That’s the lowest mortgage I’ve ever heard. lol

If you’re having a bad year, just remember: Mark Zuckerberg wasted $73 billion on the Metaverse. Tim Cook wasted $10 billion on the Apple Car. Jeff Bezos lost $10 billion chasing Alexa. Masayoshi Son lost $14B investing in WeWork and missed out on $150 billion by selling Nvidia early. Cathie Wood dumped Nvidia right before ChatGPT launched and missed $1.2B Logan Paul bought an NFT for $630,000 in 2021. Today, it's worth only $140. Even the RICH and famous get it completely wrong sometimes.

@MattFontana83 5/$90 will be perfect for both sides!

Guardians need to offer Gavin Williams a big extension this offseason

@CDisillusion I’m no expert but it’s a mask

@CDisillusion It’s clearly a mask.

Ok, Imma explain the admiral neck shadow thing. (Spoilers: it's not a rubber mask, ya weirdos)... 🧵

@Patrickwebb If you experience any of these symptoms quarantine immediately!!!! Fever Muscle aches Fatigue Headaches Chills Hantavirus is the ONLY virus that will cause these.

BREAKING: Potential hantavirus case in Illinois not linked to cruise ship outbreak, originated from separate exposure to rat droppings.

@Tusk_4Real Clearly I struck a nerve and you are self-reflecting after my comment. Stay away from the kids retard.

@delo_nik Found another retard with a burner account that doesn't have kids of their own. Pathetic.

I was a kid in the 90s, and by the time I was 12 I had stayed at my friends houses hundreds of nights for sleepovers. My friends stayed with me hundreds of nights for sleepovers. Video games. Making home movies. Snacks. Bewshittin'. My sons are 8 and 12 and neither of them have ever been to a sleepover. Neither of them have ever tried to get one cooking at my house. And don't get me wrong - I do NOT want other kids at my house. But I wouldn't deny my kids the opportunity to make those memories. Are sleepovers just not a thing anymore? What is going on?

@TruueDiscipline @SpiritAirlines Bc you said “prepaid meals at Red Lobster” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SpiritAirlines Don't really know why this blew up so much, anyways I am on the phone with these companies hoping to get it resolved. Thank you to those who tried to help...

Hello, @SpiritAirlines I was going to go on vacation but my flight got cancelled. Please let me know if I can get a refund on my Carnival Cruise tickets, my rented Nissan Altima, my prepaid meals at Red Lobster and my tickets to six flags.

@vernacle91 @76erSixthMan @AlbertBreer @sixers His glasses aren’t funny? Not a lil bit? Whatever his condition is clearly not funny. The glasses could be funny!

@76erSixthMan @AlbertBreer @sixers Hey Alan, I don’t believe Albert was talking about you. When I first saw it it took me a while to figure out what he was talking about and I figured it was the score because there is nothing I can see about you that’s funny, but the score. 50 pts in the playoffs is atrocious

Hey @AlbertBreer. Nice to meet you. I’m a 50-year season @sixers season ticket holder and die hard fan. Had eye surgery so I’m forced to wear glasses. Sorry if you don’t like my drip. #GoSixers #SIXTHMAN👍🏀👍🏀

@deadleaves_ @finkn23 @CleGuardians @cavs I was just stating the facts. Do you actually agree that the Cleveland Browns might be the closest team to winning a championship!!??

@delo_nik @finkn23 @CleGuardians @cavs The Guards are lucky to be in first. They have inconsistent hitting and pitching. They’re mid af rn. The Cavs just collapsed against Toronto in the last two games and it could easily get worse. They aren’t playing like a championship team. And I’m a Cleveland fan all around.

The Browns might be the Cleveland team closest to a championship

@Rob_Shenanigans AB knows WRs!! Let him do his thing. 2021 pick 91 Schwartz 2022 pick 99 Bell 2022 pick 202 Woods II 2023 pick 74 Tillman 2024 pick 156 Thrash

If you're like me and you want the Browns to draft Carnell Tate at #6, you might need a Plan B. I just completed 10 mock drafts on PFF and in all 10, Tate was off the board before #6. Most mocks had Tate going top-3.

@PhenoMVP He has a 3.61 ERA over 90 career starts. A 3.10 ERA over 5 playoff starts. He’s 27yrs old. What’s the problem!!!!????????

It really is wild how south the Bibee extension has went for the Guardians. No one saw this coming.

@mittmullins He has a 3.61 ERA over 90 career starts. A 3.10 ERA over 5 playoff starts. He’s 27yrs old. What’s the problem!!!!????????

Is Bibee the fourth best pitcher of this staff?

@mlbeuphoria He has a 3.61 ERA over 90 career starts. A 3.10 ERA over 5 playoff starts. He’s 27yrs old. What’s the problem!!!!????????

I genuinely think Bibee is the Guardians worst starter At least Cecconi can miss bats and we’re not paying him $40+ mil over the next 4 years Not sure what they’re going to do about him

@KenCarman Wait two drafts. Bear Bachmeier(BYU) saving this franchise in 2028!!! Nobody has patience anymore

2027 QB'S I'm watching...for one reason or another. Missing anyone? 1. Arch Manning 2. Dante Moore 3. Julian Sayin 4. CJ Carr 5. Jayden Maiava 6. Sam Leavitt 7. Brendan Sorsby 8. LaNorris Sellers 9. Byrum Brown 10. Drew Mestemaker

@Ob1JohnKenob1 What do you normally do with a pack you just bought? Just curious bc I buy to rip 99.7% of the time.

You know what? Tonight, I might rip this pack I bought today. I’m feeling saucy. #thehobby

@Friday_Beers Send him!!

How Roman Anthony’s career about to look like