deloochs

Absolute insanity: In just 2 hours, oil prices have now fallen -$10/barrel and risen +$11/barrel, with prices now nearing $90/barrel again. This is unprecedented volatility.

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Parents forced me to attend gambling support group Showed up It was a bunch of losers talking about how much money they lost I walked out immediately No use hanging around people who lose Give me a support group of gambling addicts who MADE MONEY and I might stick around to hear them out

@0xJohannes_ have one and also says im not eligible

@0xAlexjultz I fixed it by going incog, thanks for offering help though!

@deloochs The AML checks are done when you connect the wallet to sonar. Can you DM the address?

We are finally able to publicly share the sale information (summary below and the full info in the quoted tweet): - Sale Mechanism: English auction format where bids are made in USDT on the Ethereum mainnet. The auction determines the final pricing (starting price will be at $1mil FDV, and max at $999 mil FDV). - Timeline: Registration is open until October 27, 2025. Official sale details and the actual sale will be announced after October 27. - Discount Option: Participants can opt for a 1-year lockup to receive a 10% discount on the final token price. The lockup is mandatory for all U.S. based investors, and optional for everyone else. - Eligibility and Restrictions: Open to users who pass KYC and are not from prohibited regions; U.S. participants must meet accreditation criteria. - Allocation and Oversubscription: If oversubscribed, allocations are based on profile factors like active on-chain history, and social engagement. - How to Participate: Register on the MegaETH page (token.megaeth.com), connect wallets and social profiles, complete KYC.

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During the crash, Hyperliquid stayed fully operational while HLP made over $40M in profits on the day - pushing the APR to ~190% and generating roughly 10–12% returns on total capital. app.hyperliquid.xyz/vaults/0xdfc24…

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We've been investigating aster volumes and recently their volumes have started mirroring binance perp volumes almost exactly Chart on the left is XRPUSDT on aster, you can see the volume ratio vs binance is ~1 Chart on the right is XRP perp volume on hyperliquid, where there's some decorrelation Aster doesn't make it possible to get lower level data such as who is making and filling orders, so until we can get that data to verify if there's washtrading, aster perp volumes will be delisted

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Has a tweet ever aged as well as this tweet from @smartestmoney? Hyperliquid 🫡

1/ It appears that @pumpdotfun is preparing to launch a volume incentives program that will last at least 30 days, with $PUMP as the rewards token 👇

i will constantly test my children through scams as part of an early developmental program to make them the ultimate digital asset investors 2nd grade: i offer them 20% APY on their allowance and then rug them 3rd grade: "would u like to ve lock your allowance for 4 years?"

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