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Odumodu never still delete this video of Wizkid from e phone.😂

Lol since Morayo album washed 5ive & No sign of weakness, nobody argues about album anymore 😂

A men went on podcast and openly said " if band!t abduct his wife, he ill not pay any dime, but will remarry cause they will sleep with her" Omo! I was just speechless....

Cooking for a man is a must, especially someone you are dating. You can’t leave your house to a man’s house and watch him cook while you lie on bed pressing your phone. If a woman refuses to cook for you break up with her.

I dont understand why a man is asked to go get married just because he has made money. "You have a good job. You have a good apartment. You have money. What are you waiting for? Get yourself a woman." Get a woman to do what? Getting married is not the problem, I have a problem with the monetary qualification. Why do I need money to get married and she comes as she is? Marriage is a merger not an acquisition. Thus, your financial status is irrelevant. Whatever stage you are in life and you choose to commit, the parties come together to do life together, which means that the bills become one. Both income are family income and the couple put family first by investing both income to the success of the home. Marriage is not the acquiring of somebody to increase your burden and expenses.

You may not agree, but women who hardly use makeups or all these skin care products are by far healthier than those who use them regularly. A woman who goes on heavy makeups everyday, & uses all sorts of skin care product is most prone to cancer and premature death. End.

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Na why people no dey accommodate people be this. E get as you go dey person house, na dem go beg you to stay more days. Many of you are not organised in your own house, so you are naturally useless in another person's house.

One of our colleague fed her family and paid bills for comple two months.. Her husband lost his job then and was just moving from one daily job to another. Each time she comes to work, any small opportunity, she will say: " I have alot of responsibilities to sort out" " I have no help except me" This became like a national Anthem. She made sure everyone was aware that she pays the bills and fed her husband. One day, I jokingly ask her that I hope she gives her husband peace at home every night? Cause I'm very sure she will use every moment to remind him of how she pays the bills Till today, she stopped talking to me, Still trying to understand what I did wrong....

Would you put your brother (25) in jail if he beat the sh*t out of you (27) and your sister(22)?

How does it feel as a woman when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?

A guy visited his girlfriend's family for the first time for proper introduction. They have dated for 8 months and he was ready to marry her. When their dinner was served, the father of the lady politely asked her a question: " I thought I asked you to make fufu and egusi soup"..?? She replied " Daddy please, not today abeg, I have a visitor ,if you don't want to eat then leave it" The father looked at her and shaked his head, They continued with their dinner, the guy saw everything but kept quie . The next day when the guy travelled back, he called off their marriage plan and said he's not going to marry her again. When they aske him, he said " if she can disrespect and disobay her father, she will definitely do similar to him". He said that disrespect is a red flag to him.. Me: That's not enough reason but that's his standard though...

Would you still choose to marry the love of your life if they never wanted children?

Nas once said : I’ll be the first to admit it: that big ass caught my attention, but it never made me loyal.” A pretty face got me engaged, but it never changed on me. It was that funny girl, with a beautiful personality, a million dollar smile and a heart of gold, who left me in tears begging for a second chance. I never looked at women the same way after her. She left my heart convinced that love has more to do with chemistry than biology. 🖤

🗣️ Ibrahimović: “You didn’t beat Thierry Henry in a race. Even I’m faster than you!” 🗣️ Speed: “WHAT?? I’m way faster than you. You’ve only got 80 pace on FIFA.” 🗣️ Ibrahimović: “You know what? Maybe you are faster than me, but I think much faster than you.” 🗣️ Speed: “That has nothing to do with speed.” 🗣️ Ibrahimović: “You can’t understand because you don’t understand the game. Titi, explain it to him... I don’t make fast runs, I make intelligent runs.” Classic Ibra. 😂😂

Facts about this type of Squads ?🤔

how old is your phone right now?

Meaning Davido isn’t a threat and they look up to Wizkid 💁🏾‍♂️

@itzchristunique I watched that video I laughed so hard

A guy approached a lady at nos miraj match making program.. Introduced himself and age then told her his mind, She immediately rejected him right away saying he's the same age with her, And also he doesn't sound like a man, he sounds like a baby.. She also complained of his earrings but the guy said it was gold earrings When the host asked him his net- Worth and where he has been to, he mentioned dubai and other countries.. The lady said she will reconsider him if he can take care of him.. The guy accepted that he will take care of her and take her round the world She immediately requested that he send her money right there to confirm what he's saying. He collected her account details and sent her Money. When the girl saw the alert,guess how much he sent? ₦10k I first burst laugh!!! Even the host burst laugh too. The guy said she doesn't like him instead she likes his money. Omo! I felt so satisfied with that. He should have send 1k sef....