Chris Demm
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I’m worried Jason Day is going to get airborne with these wind gusts. #themasters #JasonDaysPants
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@demmguy @WEATHERDAVE Before Kelly puts on Con Jr. best check with the FCC you don’t have to provide Uncle Joe with equal time!
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Same! I think about Johnny Casper every time I hear you utter “brain” or “brains” in that voice…
Chris Demm@demmguy
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Welp….maybe the NEXT game will be close. They can’t ALL be blowouts, right? #WildCardWeekend #NFLPlayoffs
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That goddam streaming game better not be a blowout, too.. #WildCardWeekend
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Just woke up from a dream in which I used the words, “prima facie” correctly.. #humblebrag #SaturdayMorning
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@demmguy Janis Ian’s “At Seventeen” was the first song on SNL. Billy Preston was the third song.
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Just stopped at @LovesTravelStop in southern Virginia. The nicest young lady rang up our stuff. Her name: Noel. It’s a Christmas miracle! #Christmas2023 #RoadTrip
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@demmguy Miley, Dolly, Gene, and now Angus Young.
You are a treasure, Demm. Can't imagine not listening to you guys every morning.
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