denise lafferty

updating the group on taylor swift surprise songs during the last few minutes of the euros final is a tough job, but someone’s got to do it

@mollafferty Some things in life are a necessity! Harry is one of those things!

@denlafferty why are you encouraging this 😭

the stuff i want comes to £195 please i hate the grip this man has on me 💀

@mollafferty One day! Pray for Molly 🙏🏻

that should have been me

i nearly fucking bought flights to denmark last night,, WHY didn’t i omg

I ordered 2 X afternoon tea hampers from you on 15 nov 22. I have NOT received the hampers. I have contacted you several times but getting nowhere fast. This is not the service i would expect from you. Very poor customer service @Selfridges

@neillafferty It’s your little hobbit steps! Your doing two steps to one of mine! 🤣

Fucking murder here cos my watch says I’ve done 1.4k steps more than Mrs L, even though we have left each others side all day 😂😂

a show like love island but everyone’s bisexual

@neillafferty Also, what a canny resemblance you have to Phil Mitchell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wife and daughters off to London for the weekend. Just me, the dogs, about 15 gallons of gin and Everton. What can possible for wrong? Me tomorrow:

@neillafferty Don’t drink all the gin 🙈 and don’t forget the list of jobs

@neillafferty You may as well throw your money away….

Me: It’s Arsenal. They’re shit. It’s just one game. Don’t get carried away, theres a long way to go Also me:

@mollafferty Amazing Molly. So proud of you and all you’ve achieved. Your a little super star ⭐️. Love you xxxx

had to get extensions on almost all of my assessments because my mental health was terrible in lockdown, but i’ve somehow managed firsts in both of my exams and a 2:1 overall for the year, i’m over the moon ❤️

@JeremyClarkson Absolutely fantastic.

I’m genuinely amazed at the response to Clarkson’s Farm. Thank you all so much for your kind words.

@mollafferty It’s been a tough year, but you’ve made it. Dad and I are extremely proud of you. Your a fighter and such a strong determined beautiful young lady! Love you. Xxxx

just finished my first year of uni, i’m beyond proud of myself ❤️

@Hanhan193 My kids get a couple of eggs! Don’t believe in loads of presents. They get enough all year round 🤣🤣

I honestly didn't realise that when you have kids your supposed to buy them all sorts for Easter 😂😂

@mollafferty Your not coming home. So get it done 🤣🤣

i’d actually rather drop out of uni than write this essay

@JasonManford Popcorn, bread sticks with dip, carrot sticks or any veg sticks, boiled egg, snackAJacks, apple wedges with peanut butter 🤩

@KirstieMAllsopp If you don’t lie, then there is no jail term! Simple! It’s a deterrent. People complain the government don’t do enough. They can’t win.

We have to stand against this. 10 years in jail!!! This isn’t the thin end of the wedge, it’s the whole thing. It’s a step too far and an indication of how insane this has become. Anyone interested in any degree of democracy cannot allow this to go unquestioned.

@mollafferty Average height in hobbit land 🤣🤣🤣🤣

just found out i’m actually average height, i will no longer tolerate being called short 😌

@justplayblonde Yeah. Wedding anniversary today! 👰‍♀️ 🤵‍♂️

@denlafferty Today! Isn’t it your anniversary or do I have the day wrong ❤️🎉

Does anyone else’s 45 year old husband play Pokémon when out walking the dogs? Nope, didn’t think so!

@neillafferty Honestly! Total loser!

Sounds like a proper bellend him, love. I’d deffo be binning him off