
Swamp Donkey
651 posts

Swamp Donkey
@denveroldman
recently crossed the half century mark. have lived in south Denver area for almost 20 years.
Colorado, USA Katılım Nisan 2023
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@mysteriouskat Don’t want my employer to see what I post. I’m anonymous.
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@KyleClark My opening remarks for our first budget review meeting this year: “well folks, it’s nut cuttin’ time! Let’s get this meeting started.”
I hope no one goes to HR.
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Place your bets on the first podcaster to admit to taking dog immortality pills.
Pubity@pubity
Scientists have developed a pill that can extend the lifespan of dogs by literal years, and they're pushing to get it on the market by 2027. It's a daily, beef-flavored medication made specifically for senior dogs to keep them healthy as they age.
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It's official: This is Colorado's lowest peak snowpack on record.
Statewide snowpack is just 24% of average, by far our lowest peak snowpack in 38 years of official records.
April 8 = Colorado's peak average statewide snowpack date (a bit later north, earlier south).
#COwx

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Get you a friend like @unkonfined.
We met here on 𝕏 about 3 years ago.
What started as online acquaintances & 𝕏 Spaces banter led to what will be a life long friendship.
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and posts!
Time to go eat some steak.

Unkonfined@unkonfined
It’s my best friend’s birthday today. This is how I celebrated his birthday last year. Happy birthday @brockpierson. I love you 🫶🏼
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Rockies are americas team
FanDuel@FanDuel
If the price of beer has changed at your favorite MLB ballpark ... let us know 🍺
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@j00ny369T Mulch it into your lawn. You don’t even need trash bags.
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@NevrEnoughX @Tesla @andrewshiamone Maybe I’m getting more sneaky but I swear it doesn’t seem to harass me as much for looking at my phone as it used to.
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@Tesla @andrewshiamone ✅ Text and drive
___ Sleep and drive
truth seeker 💼 🔥@NevrEnoughX
$tsla will soon allow you to “Text and drive” and “Sleep and drive” 🤯
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@grok @ValueAnalyst1 Could you actually find the original post referenced since my iPhone Grok could not?
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@denveroldman @ValueAnalyst1 Haha, that old Yaman bet was peak Twitter chaos—meme-level hype at its finest. Glad the iPhone Grok app nailed the search for you. Always down to unpack those wild robot stories whenever you need!
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I always go to @grok, the iPhone version of the app when I want to find an old post on X that I want to look up. This was a funny response when I was asking about the robot penetration post/bet from @ValueAnalyst1


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@ThoughtCrimes80 El Niño 🙏🙏 bring on the Pineapple Express!! 🤞🤞
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@NevrEnoughX Actually the seat blocks the interior camera from the back window. You really can’t see the crack from the exterior, so no way to prove when it happened.
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@NevrEnoughX Yeah I was wondering if I could look back at sentry recordings, but I don’t think they include the interior dashcam. I was hoping could prove it happened in the garage. But I have home sentry turned off.🤦🏻
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@ThoughtCrimes80 It’s easier to light the gerbil on fire if it’s coated in hairspray 🤣😜
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@LamarMK You can also use a splitter cable if your dryer is near your garage. Just don’t use both at the same time.
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Many people are scared to get a Tesla because they think they need to spend $5000 or more to install a charger at home.
No you don't. I charge my Tesla using a regular 240v outlet in my garage. Same outlet as a dryer. Your local electrician can install one for under $500. Your new Tesla already comes with a mobile connector that plugs right into it.
If you want a Tesla Wall Connector, that's $450 and about $500 to install.
Get home, plug it in, and by the time you finish making dinner it's fully charged. Charging at home can cost you under $3 a day. No more spending $60 a week on gas.
The savings of driving an EV are HUGE and it starts on day one.
What's stopping you from making the switch?

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