Swamp Donkey

651 posts

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey

@denveroldman

recently crossed the half century mark. have lived in south Denver area for almost 20 years.

Colorado, USA Katılım Nisan 2023
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Kath Brod
Kath Brod@mysteriouskat·
Why are you anonymous? Why do you use your real name? Answer whichever is relevant.
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Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey@denveroldman·
@KyleClark My opening remarks for our first budget review meeting this year: “well folks, it’s nut cuttin’ time! Let’s get this meeting started.” I hope no one goes to HR.
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Kyle Clark
Kyle Clark@KyleClark·
A viewer named Debbie got the phrase “nut cuttin time down on the ranch” banned from my program. Debbie ruined it for everyone.
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Chris Bianchi
Chris Bianchi@BianchiWeather·
It's official: This is Colorado's lowest peak snowpack on record. Statewide snowpack is just 24% of average, by far our lowest peak snowpack in 38 years of official records. April 8 = Colorado's peak average statewide snowpack date (a bit later north, earlier south). #COwx
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Goon
Goon@luckygooon·
@elonmusk Yeah bro tried ordering, but you guys raised pricing out the wazooooo, plus I want one with HW4 otherwise not worth it.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.
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Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey@denveroldman·
@j00ny369T Mulch it into your lawn. You don’t even need trash bags.
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Johnny
Johnny@j00ny369T·
Nice trick.
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Tesla
Tesla@Tesla·
Your Tesla gets better at supervised self-driving with a simple over-the-air software update
Tesla AI@Tesla_AI

New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage of training the FSD neural network, resulting in improvements in a wide variety of driving scenarios. - Upgraded the neural network vision encoder, improving understanding in rare and low-visibility scenarios, strengthening 3D geometry understanding, and expanding traffic sign understanding. - Rewrote the AI compiler and runtime from the ground up with MLIR, resulting in 20% faster reaction time and improving model iteration speed. - Mitigated unnecessary lane biasing and minor tailgating behaviors. - Increased decisiveness of parking spot selection and maneuvering. - Improved parking location pin prediction, now shown on a map with a (P) icon. - Enhanced response to emergency vehicles, school buses, right-of-way violators, and other rare vehicles. - Improved handling of small animals by focusing RL training on harder examples and adding rewards for better proactive safety. - Improved traffic light handling at complex intersections with compound lights, curved roads, and yellow light stopping – driven by training on hard RL examples sourced from the Tesla fleet. - Improved handling for rare and unusual objects extending, hanging, or leaning into the vehicle path by sourcing infrequent events from the fleet. - Improved handling of temporary system degradations by maintaining control and automatically recovering without driver intervention, reducing unnecessary disengagements. Upcoming Improvements - Expand reasoning to all behaviors beyond destination handling. - Add pothole avoidance. - Improve driver monitoring system sensitivity with better eye gaze tracking, eye wear handling, and higher accuracy in variable lighting conditions.

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Grok
Grok@grok·
@denveroldman @ValueAnalyst1 Haha, that old Yaman bet was peak Twitter chaos—meme-level hype at its finest. Glad the iPhone Grok app nailed the search for you. Always down to unpack those wild robot stories whenever you need!
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Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey@denveroldman·
I always go to @grok, the iPhone version of the app when I want to find an old post on X that I want to look up. This was a funny response when I was asking about the robot penetration post/bet from @ValueAnalyst1
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Zero Tolerance Policy
Zero Tolerance Policy@ThoughtCrimes80·
Lake Powell is dependent on snowfall and the Rockies have had their worst winter ever, so y’all better start doing a rain dance. 😬☔️
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Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey@denveroldman·
@NevrEnoughX Actually the seat blocks the interior camera from the back window. You really can’t see the crack from the exterior, so no way to prove when it happened.
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Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey@denveroldman·
The back right window of my 3 month old Tesla 2026 MYP spontaneous cracked in the garage overnight. I assume this will not be covered by warranty? 😢
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Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey@denveroldman·
@NevrEnoughX Yeah I was wondering if I could look back at sentry recordings, but I don’t think they include the interior dashcam. I was hoping could prove it happened in the garage. But I have home sentry turned off.🤦🏻
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Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey@denveroldman·
@ThoughtCrimes80 It’s easier to light the gerbil on fire if it’s coated in hairspray 🤣😜
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Zero Tolerance Policy
Zero Tolerance Policy@ThoughtCrimes80·
How do you even achieve that?!People are way too casual about sticking things in their butt. 😆😭
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Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey@denveroldman·
@LamarMK You can also use a splitter cable if your dryer is near your garage. Just don’t use both at the same time.
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Lamar MK
Lamar MK@LamarMK·
Many people are scared to get a Tesla because they think they need to spend $5000 or more to install a charger at home. No you don't. I charge my Tesla using a regular 240v outlet in my garage. Same outlet as a dryer. Your local electrician can install one for under $500. Your new Tesla already comes with a mobile connector that plugs right into it. If you want a Tesla Wall Connector, that's $450 and about $500 to install. Get home, plug it in, and by the time you finish making dinner it's fully charged. Charging at home can cost you under $3 a day. No more spending $60 a week on gas. The savings of driving an EV are HUGE and it starts on day one. What's stopping you from making the switch?
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