Don Wenger

@PhamDuyet2103 @jackgambardella Do if they win the FA or Carabao cup…

@jackgambardella Yeah that's the plan dumbarse, European football. Something you'll have a long time playing in since they don't host Championship clubs👋👋👋

Ooh look at me, I’m Brentford and I’m gonna help Spurs and ruin the whole country’s fun just so we can qualify for Europe. Grow up.

@seeejanerun @taxspendlib Did you? I have literally never heard of this, let alone seen it on a menu

@taxspendlib Yeah I actually saw this in a menu once here in the UK. Absolutely baffling. Why are y'all coming for us like this?? We have great food in Canada and absolutely nowhere has this weird concoction. Vicious behaviour.

Learning that the UK has invented something called "steak canadian" which is something no Canadian has ever eaten

@TheImmortalKop @KalshiFooty Twerking for a man and a team that stopped you winning 3 EPLs. What a cuck.

@KalshiFooty Bring it home Pep

- Both Manchester city and Arsenal now have a 50% chance each of winning the premier league trophy. This is the closest title race in England since the 2018/2019 season.

@MarquisCustine @simongerman600 You don’t want time off for holidays or after birthing a child or?

@simongerman600 not sure these are bragging points

This chart might look political, but it’s really about data science. The UK can rank great or poorly depending on the KPIs you choose. Our choice of data decides how we view reality.

@blanch_COYS @twice_as_goodd @FabrizioRomano Haha pipe down lilywhite, the closest you came to the title was being 3rd in a two horse race

@denyer_dave @twice_as_goodd @FabrizioRomano They are ahead on goals scored and head to head. That’s why they’re top and you aren’t

🚨 William Saliba: “I've been here for four years and I've always finished second. If we change that this season, it will be a massive success for us and for me”. “I'm sure we will do that”.

@twice_as_goodd @FabrizioRomano What lead? Points are equal, goal difference is equal.

@FabrizioRomano Too late, man city isn’t giving up that lead. You had your chance for months to move further but your negative football blew the race wild open.

@Flowe_B @TinyHatDogg @piersmorgan Sure, but you work 60 hours a week, get 3 days annual leave, and have to give your entire salary to a healthcare provider to just not die

@denyer_dave @TinyHatDogg @piersmorgan He means we don't have to pay for TV licenses or worry about what we say on Facebook

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@TinyHatDogg @piersmorgan “Most free” 😂 ok then

@piersmorgan Come try it. You never claimed the United States. Brits have no balls, Americans are the wildest, most free, hard fighting, God fearing, ass kicking humans on earth. You wouldn’t last 2 minutes in your quest to conquer America. 🇺🇸

@stevetomlin01 @jomacofficial @Billie_T You sure you wanna be putting your address and phone number out in the wild?

@LehmannsTerms_ @fkhanage @m8arteta Sooo… Balogun?

@fkhanage @m8arteta Arteta has sold every single hale ender that has ever graduated under him. He's not going to keep him

Don’t even think about it, @m8arteta - keep him, coach him, get the best out of him. Love the boy. #HaleEnd

@BBusinesslamb @JoltVisceral @anon_opin Sure. Why not? Wouldn’t that be nice? Or should those on lower incomes work until they die? You could have a nice retirement too, assuming you work and pay in for 30 years…

@JoltVisceral @anon_opin And you want taxpayers to fund your 30 years of retirement ?

Cost of living. High unemployment. Economy in the shitter. Instead of coming up with policies to treat the symptoms, the government should probably target and rewind the clock on the causes; austerity, privatisation, tax loop holes for businesses and the rich.

@thnmitr @paddypower They’re drawn on different days I’m afraid, so you, in fact, cannot win the euromillions and lotto on the same day

@paddypower He had not scored one before that either...but hey, who said that you cannot win the Euromillions and the Lotto on the same day...

On this day last year, Declan Rice scored two free kicks against Real Madrid and was being compared to David Beckham, Juninho and Andrea Pirlo by Arsenal fans. He hasn’t scored a free kick since.

@LongJeff_ @V0ice_OfReason7 @TomEde1 So… sort then?

@V0ice_OfReason7 @TomEde1 Yeah i wanted to see how our win percentage declines/increases as the season goes by, month by month.

April is (remains) the only month the #Arsenal have failed to win at least half of their games under Mikel Arteta

@Se_Railway Hi - why wasn’t this put out on Tuesday evening? There were 90k fans at Wembley for an England game, nobody knew the last train was at 9.55. Can I claim delay repay because I had to leave the game early?

ℹ️ Info: Due to late night engineering work the 23:29 Charing Cross to Maidstone East is Diverted via Sevenoaks. Passengers for Maidstone East and other affected stations please change at Sevenoaks for a connecting bus service leaving at 00:30.

@CMorganMCI @BenCrellin Haha c’mon now

@BenCrellin Innocent until proven guilty Ben, you're better than that

Who’s going to get punished first: Man City or the LA Clippers, and which punishment will be more satisfying for rival fans?

@opearman @England @harveybarnes97 How do you know why he left in the first place? Been rumours but nobody actually knows. He hasn’t been fit for most of tuchels reign hence hasn’t been picked before now, but until (or if ever) that’s made public you can’t judge the situation.

@England @harveybarnes97 Ben White (or anyone) shouldn’t get to pick and choose who they play for. It’s the national team, it’s far greater than the players and coaching staff. This feels like it rewarding bad behaviour, something football never learns from.

An update ahead of #ThreeLions camp, as @harveybarnes97 and Ben White have been added to Thomas Tuchel's squad.

@ghodsgift @DJH_EK @paulmul90824168 @anon_opin To be fair, he did say “were”

@DJH_EK @paulmul90824168 @anon_opin Except youre no

In every local football rivalry there is ambitious Club A, that exists to try and win trophies, and there's Club B that exists entirely to hate Club A.

@LifeofPeter66 @henrywinter Pardon? Scored two open play against Mansfield, one against Brighton, two corners against Chelsea. So I think you’re lying. 🤥

@henrywinter You say cheap, but this is the 3rd dive in their last four games that has changed the outcome of the game. What's the point of having VAR when all this gets ignored making it seem worse.

Another reminder of Arsenal’s resilience when off the pace, pedestrian even, and their strength in depth. They find a way. They fought back. Two subs Madueke and Havertz made the difference. Not a great performance, soft pen, but a good result for Arsenal #LEVARS

@LukeSandoLFC @TheUnitedTake @footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Your lot give tom Daley a run for his money give over

@TheUnitedTake @footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Never thought I'd agree with a Manc but here we are It's absolutely laughable 💯 clear dive

This was the challenge that led to Arsenal’s penalty… do you think it was the right call? 🤔 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

@TeeJay1720 @GoonerViews No one likes us, we don’t care

@GoonerViews That’ll be what btw?

We may as well starting using millwalls chant at games soon