denzel gift

Pride month is a month-long celebration of degeneracy, STDs, and confusing kids. Keep it in the bedroom instead of shoving it down everyone’s throat.

When you hate the father during pregnancy 😅

Your funeral will have a program. And a time limit. That's how replaceable grief is. By 2pm, someone at your burial is already mentally in traffic. Life moved on before they lowered you.

You might be attractive for eating but not for keeping

The vagina has a mild, musky scent; it is not supposed to smell like roses.

I’m not kissing nobody ass, I’m fine with being bitchless, hoeless & friendless

A shaved pussy is a busy pussy, Cause you'll never see grass on a busy road.. Don't let these hoes fool ya 😂😭😭

Finally found a good use for all those rainbow flags 🏳️‍🌈

Fake people thank you 🤣

“I don’t need matric, I’m matric myself. I also don’t need a degree, I’m a degree myself. I have very sharp brains, and nobody can defeat me in life, I always stand tall.” - Hlaudi Motoseneng 💜🤍💜

Oh shucks!!🙆🏾‍♂️ So all this time I've been using it wrong, I feel so stupid!!

In this economy, somebody driving to come see you is a love language 😭

Happy pride month to all the normal gay people who think gay pride month is fucking retarded and just want to live their lives in quiet peace without constantly drawing attention to who they sleep with and by what means. To the qia2s+ etc psychos. I hope your month sucks. 🏳️‍🌈❤️

A women with small ass can get a BBL but a man with small penis, dies with it!😭😭😭 Shame kesono😭

So what happened to the girl/boy that you once cried all night for?

The poorest people own the newest phones.

“𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱. 𝘚𝘩𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.”

50 Cent's baby mama Daphne Joy has released a statement following the recent release of her sextape with Diddy and some porn star To simply summarize it up and as expected, she claims to be a victim in this. A woman who was manipulated by Diddy the evil mastermind to suck & fvck a pornstar on camera Yes plausible deniability that's always how women play it out, when the consequences of their actions catch up with them. Followed by crocodile tears to evoke sympathy so she won't be judged But the truth is, Daphne Joy is street material just like Cassie, they're damaged women who are attracted to twisted pyschopaths like Diddy. She enjoyed every minute of it and she even misses doing these freak offs with Diddy, even if she wants to paint him bad 50 Cent must just accept he was the one at fault for ever inserting his seed inside street material, Diddy didn't really do anything, she was a street thing and did what street things do

“𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘴.” — 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

Churches are a big thing in Africa, because Africans believe their problems are spiritual when in reality they're just political