Jacque.vbs 🏝️

me after 8-12 beers

More of a mid-late game kinda guy

@PalmerLuckey @FrameworkPuter @Arsenal you hearing this?

Anduril no longer needs to raise another round of funding. I will pay for Arsenal 2 by reselling the the RAM that came in my @FrameworkPuter Desktop a few months ago. Sorry, venture capitalists.

forward deployed engineer is the hottest job title of 2026 and i'm not surprised for those who don't know, it's basically an engineer who works closely with the customer the engineer wil do things like - join the customer calls - go on the customer's company offsites and vacations - eat the customer's food - adopt the customer's children - marry the customer's spouses - shoulder the crushing burden of the customer's deepest, darkest secrets - chat with the customer if there are any problems pretty cool stuff!

@emilahlback I’m told I’m pretty lovable

We're hiring btw

@MorganBarrettX *You’re

Why NYC is so successful: 1. It’s an awful experience to move apartments in NYC (would rather get waterboarded) 2. Every year your rent goes up (by a lot) 3. Your left with no choice but to make more money to afford the same apartment Repeat for a decade and both you and your landlord are rich

@Madisonkanna How do I filter I’m struggling

since moving to SF this year, i keep running into this specific type of person whom i try to avoid whenever i can. the transactional type. you meet them and you can feel them instantly calculating where you sit in whatever hierarchy they track and what they can get from you. these people are exhausting to encounter because they're trying to extract, not build. they don't understand social capital or how to use it correctly and they aren't even aware of what they're doing. I love SF but it’s unfortunately crawling with these people. the longer i live here, the more i find myself staying away from big parties that are swarming with these transactional types and enjoying smaller gatherings, little pockets where i can just be with my friends who just want to laugh with me and work on cool stuff. i’m v grateful for all the amazing friends i’ve made here this year, the ones who are genuine and make living in SF actually feel amazing.

Is Carhartt just American Barbour

@MorganBarrettX The Zynpire recognizes you

So unnecessary that Zyn has a loyalty rewards program Guys I’m already addicted

@rekdt @elianoayounes Palantir doesn’t even store data. The whole selling point of the platform is security and governance as a service for enterprise data.

@elianoayounes You still haven't ponied up my access so you're the one deflecting Are you scared of what I would find??

FYI: if you have an Oura ring, you're giving your health data to Palantir

Listening to dubstep at 8:47am while working is just my form of caffeine God forbid I live a substance free lifestyle

@paulg @aviralbhat Heavy weight has been lifted off my chest

@aviralbhat Actually those are all legitimate motivations. I started Viaweb very explicitly to make money, and that worked out well enough.

Do not start a company if you're primarily driven by: - Making money - Getting famous - Doing better than others - Calling yourself CEO/founder Only do it if you're crazy enough to do whatever it takes to solve a problem you deeply care about

@t_blom Facts lowkey tho

I try to talk to Gen Z like they’re adults but they say lowkey in every other sentence and it makes me crazy.

@vulturecorso @MorganBarrettX Hey subhumans are still humans, be nice

@MorganBarrettX Joe is a really bad interviewer when the subject is outside his wheelhouse (mma/comedy/whooaaa-core weedism).... Shows with eg Tarantino/Mel Gibson were ATROCIOUS bcuz he deosnt care about film. Same with tech or military. He's too DUMB. I read transcripts printed in braille btw

I love how Palmer lucky just showed up to Joe Rogan and talked about exactly what he wanted Peter Thiel fell into the trap of being polite to Joe and ended up sitting through a 45 minute explanation of why the Pyramids were actually a power plant

It’s crazy that they just normalized people making their iPhones go tip to tip to exchange data

To make chess more interesting: When a player ends up with only their King left, the King takes on the powers of the Queen

@devahaz Where are the lululemon credits

Previously announced Trump Gold Card has now been upgraded to Trump Platinum Card and a new lower tier Trump Gold Card has been added

@Yuchenj_UW Hilarious that they think its all "low skill cheap foreigners"

Got flooded with “go back to your country” and “America doesn’t need you” on my H-1B tweet. America is 4.1% of the world. Even if Americans were 10X more likely to be geniuses, 70% would still be born elsewhere. Elon Musk, Jensen Huang, and Sergey Brin weren’t born American.

H1B visa issue explained by none other than @elonmusk.

@adamcohenhillel I’ve got a converter

@deployedaf that will be extra

Introducing AI Key, a small device that lets AI control your entire phone. just plug it in and ask it to complete a task. pre-order now.