John Eric Vona

(That Jon Stewart Half Baked Voice) But have you ever read “Red Mars”…. On weed??? New fiction from yours truly: pikerpress.com/article.php?aI…

I’m gonna wait 10, 15, maybe 20 years… and then get into pickleball

BREAKING: The Onion has filed a lawsuit against The New York Times claiming copyright infringement.

Apparently playing Chappell Roan between classes makes a classroom a safe place

“The Bikeriders” sounds like an Indy film about two suburban middle schoolers forming an unlikely friendship. Soundtrack from The Shins probably

After 6 years of submitting, the world will finally get to read my short story about a couple of dope smoking dopes helping to Terraform Mars. My dudes, “One Planet, Two Planet, Red Planet, Green Planet” is coming to @pikerpress

NPR just aired a story about the power of celebrity book clubs and how right now there are no male celebrities doing this. These are the Hollywood men who I’d love to see start a book club: 1. Levar Burton (duh) 2. Nathan Fillion 3. Donald Glover 4. Kumail Nanjiani

Got a full manuscript request 😀

Can't decide if I'm wasting my time with some of these queries or if it's better to go into it having the attitude, "yeah right, but what the hell"

Are plants intelligent? It depends on the definition - The Global Plant Council globalplantcouncil.org/are-plants-int…

My sister just sent this to me. When EVER would a political article about a man mentioning what he was wearing or how he was involved in meal prep

Well, she got property-brothered

Ready to pick up a new book. I’ve loved but never read the sequels to Leviathan Wakes, Red Mars, and A Fire Upon the Deep. Which do I do first?

@lamotdite Perfect. My mess of a novel is in draft 2.5. It’s a sci-fi, horror, historical Christmas story and I’m working on adding more point of view characters. Don’t worry, I have several folders full of notes. Should be easy for you to jump right in.

@_rae_wilde My FILDI is strong… fuck it let’s do it

@lamotdite Been there, but currently in the opposite situtation. Must finish book. Must not get distracted by short story ideas!

Avocados from Mexico is my triple dent gum

@dged33 @NerdyPam This sounds like a Ron DeSantis move

@NerdyPam I know someone who says "high-RATE" and won't be corrected.

Wait. How do you say the word irate? Just heard a narrator say it wildly different from me but this is usually how I find out I’m saying it in Appalachian.

@brecht_dp [ jur-nl ]

How on earth do you pronounce Moleskine?

YTD: 47 submissions sent 28 rejections 1 acceptance … so far! #amwriting #amquerying

Was just thinking about doing a mid-year update! So far in ‘24: - polished the novel I’ve been working on for 4 years and started querying - finished and started subbing 3 stories - published one of those in @hexagonmagazine ! - halfway through the second draft of the next novel