Derek Belanger

@KevinOConnor You’re just a machine who constantly generates bad takes

Cade Cunningham has been a major disappointment. 6.8 turnovers per game. 29% from 3. You can say the Pistons don't have enough shooting. True. Or that Jalen Duren stunk. Also true. But it's impossible to win when your best player averages 7 turnovers and can't shoot.

@SenTomCotton Nerd

Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.

@sailbaby15 @ClaireMPLS Vernors is a Detroit brand

@ClaireMPLS Cavs gotta be Vernors over Canada Dry

suns- mountain dew okc- fresca lakers - coca cola rockets - fanta orange soda san antonio-dr pepper golden state- diet coke knicks- sprite celtics- pepsi pistons- cherry coke cavs- canada dry ginger ale

Verizon’s Dan Schulman is all in on AI. But he warns that it is time for business leaders to acknowledge its destructive potential on.wsj.com/4cmP7nm

@LRNROSE I google “dispensary near me”

i am not a cop but how do people find weed in cities they dont live in?

@ArizonaRedNeck2 @RomeovilleKid I had shingles on my face in 2019, was that the covid vax ?

@RomeovilleKid Notice how everyone has skin related issues since the Covid Vaccine?

#Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton “lost part my eyebrow” due to face shingles: “I’ve been taking unbelievable amounts of medication to try to get rid of it. It hasn’t worked. It’s obviously caused me to gain weight … That’s been a topic of conversation through social media …”

@RomeovilleKid I had shingles on my face, eye and scalp. Sucked very hard

@coleadamss I love a Father’s Day/ us open nap

Top 10 Sports Naps 1. Masters Sunday 2. Thanksgiving Day (NFL, CBB) 3. NFL Draft Day 3 4. Rainy MLB Summer Day 5. NFL Combine in the background 6. Olympics in the background 7. Masters Saturday 8. Saturday before Selection Sunday 9. Jan 1st Bowl Games 10. Daytona 500

@LoechnerNFL A new coach takes over a bad team, is he supposed to just wait years to turn the program around? Or do you want a coach to use alll the tools at his disposal to turn it around quickly?

None of Michigan’s starting 5 being Michigan bred is lame. Guess building teams over time is just dead across college sports eh?

@coalcountrywvu @HuskerCntryDoc @dirkchatelain By that logic purple and green are just shades of blue.

@HuskerCntryDoc @dirkchatelain SHADES Orange is literally RED and YELLOW

Seems a good time for a deep thought... Why is CBB historically dominated by shades of blue? Kentucky, Duke, UNC, Kansas, Nova, UCLA, UConn, Zags. While CFB is dominated by shades of red: Bama, Ohio St, Georgia, OU, USC, Texas, Neb, Clemson, Miami. I need research papers.

@MoneylineMafia_ Haha

Arizona is going to BULLY Michigan

@sciencegirl I don’t tie women to train tracks

Guys, what’s stopping you having a moustache like this

@HawkEmDownChris Chet Lemon 🍋 🐅

Age yourself by naming an MLB center fielder you grew up watching. I’ll start: Mike Trout.

@MarcRyanOnAir How about you play for the team that pays you?

I am disgusted that Skubal pitched in Spring Training yesterday as opposed to being there for 🇺🇸 the rest of the way in the World Baseball Classic. He can only go 6 innings in the deciding Playoff game. He pitches one game and then throws up deuces ✌️for America. Just gross.

@AmiriKing When breaking bad came out and everyone became a meth head

I swear dudes will take TV shows and make them their whole identity. Duck Dynasty came out and every dude looked like a fucking wizard all of a sudden. Vikings came out and every dude started braiding their Duck Dynasty beards and claiming Viking heritage. Yellowstone came out and everybody was a fucking rancher all of a sudden. Then Peaky Blinders came out and all these mfers are wearing suspenders and snap brim hats. Cut it tf out.

@Getinwithgame Only insecure men care about this

When a girl doesn't understand why guys care about her past partner count, try asking her this:

@DetroitOnLion They need a play clock horn like the nba has. Horn goes, ball isn’t snapped, automatic delay of game

5 rules to improve NFL officiating. I am not willing to budge on any of them: - Decimal clock under 1 minute (and 10 seconds for play clock) - 0 means 0 for play clock. No wiggle room - Maximum 15-yard PI enforcement - abolish automatic 1st downs - abolish expedited review

@adamrank Shut up

Fair play, Detroit. Good luck to the Lions in the playoffs.

We are “running”Venezuela now. 🤦‍♀️ America First!!! 🇺🇸

@FBGreatMoments Dante Hall

Without saying Devin Hester name a great NFL return specialist.